Before this starts, see what I did there? Actually, you probably don't get it. Uhh... Just read on... You'll get the joke. (I hope)
Note: I'm running out of good truths and dares! Please help! Also if I don't use your truth or dare it's either because it features a spoiler, is inappropriate, is just downright lame or I didn't see.
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*Kinkajou jolts awake*
Kinkajou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE FLOOR IS LAVA! ANDY'S COMING! TAKE ME! (Anyone know a youtuber who said that?)
*Everyone screams at the sudden noise*
*Kinkajou joins in and starts screaming too*
Kinkajou: AHHH! WHY ARE WE SCREAMING AGAIN?! ARE WE PLAYING ICE SCREAM! I LOVE ICE SCREAM! I...
*Kinkajou faints again*
Peril: Lesson learnt. NEVER. EVER. Give Kinkajou sugar.
Qibli: Winter's face when he was screaming was priceless. There goes your IceWing mystique.
*Winter frowns at him*
Turtle: Is it weird I'm okay with Kinkajou being knocked out? I mean... even without eating sugar she's already a... sugar-rushed-lizard.
Moon: Hey! Come up with something more original! That's my thing!
Turtle: Fine! A Little-leaping-lizard! How about that?!
Moon: Sure.
Peril: Okay! Let's get started! Winter take an envelope!
*Winter tries to take an envelope but ends up with two envelopes impaled by his claws*
Winter: Um... Hooray! No need to choose any more!
*Winter rips open first envelope*
Winter: I dare Kinkajou to kiss the dragon she really loves and slap the dragon she hates most - creepquest.
Qibli: Um... wait a sec.
*Qibli walks up to Kinkajou*
Qibli: OH MY GOSH KINKAJOU LOOK IT'S A HUNDRED BAGS OF MARSHMALLOWS AND A HORSE WITH A HORN!! HURRY! WAKE UP!
*Kinkajou immediately jumps up*
Kinkajou: WHERE?!
*Moon wrinkles her nose*
Moon: Isn't a horse with a horn called a unicorn?
Winter: Aren't they called zebras or something?
Kinkajou: WHERE ARE THEMMMMMM MARSHMALLOWS?!
One brief intermission of trying to explain to Kinkajou it was a lie ( and researching what a horse with a horn is called ) later...
Kinkajou: What's the dare again?
Moon: I dare Kinkajou to kiss the dragon she really loves and slap the dragon she hates most - creepquest.
Kinkajou: Easy enough!
*Kinkajou kisses a unprepared Turtle and slaps Winter*
Peril: OH SNAP! WINTERRRRRRR!
Qibli: What are you guilty of IceWing prince?
*Winter whacks Qibli with his tail*
Kinkajou: JUST IGNORE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! LET'S MOVE ON!
*Kinkajou opens the next envelope*
Kinkajou: HAH!
*Kinkajou starts laughing* *Qibli picks the letter up*
Qibli: I dare Winter to eat his tail. - Firestorm453 and Wolfex5. Owch! They mean LITERALLY!
(Get the joke now? Do you? Pretty good right? Okay, I'll stop now...)
Winter: WHAT?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!
Peril: Um... Put your tail in your mouth and chew?
Winter: I don't want to ruin my tail!
Moon: We have Turtle.
Turtle: Hai.
Winter: Urghhhhh! FINE!
One brief intermission later...
Kinkajou: 3... 2... 1... EAT!
*Winter starts eating his tail*
Winter: OW! WHAT ABOUT MY TAIL SPIKES?! ARGH IT'S CUTTING MY TONGUE!
Qibli: Pretty sure that's the main reason why they wanted to see it.
*Winter writes 'Kill Firestorm453 and Wolfex5' on to-do list* (Good luck sleeping tonight.)
Winter: OW! MA TUMCHGEN!
Peril: You have to keep eating!
One 'tail-biting' intermission later... (See what I did there? Tail-biting... Nail-biting)
Winter: OWR DURCHKLE FIGSH MIE TONGUHSE!
Turtle: What did you say? Turtle, fix my tongs?
*Everyone starts laughing*
Winter: TURCHKLE I SHWAR EY WHYLL KEEL YO!
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I'm going to end off this chapter here. Thank you everyone for supporting me and tolerating my bad puns! Send in truths and dares!
Thanks for helping me reach 700 views!
Shoutouts:
Shoutout to creepquest, Firestorm453 and Wolfex5! Check 'em out!
Cya guys next time!
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Wings of Fire: Truth or Dare (With the Jade Winglet)
Short StoryTruth or dare with Moon, Winter, Qibli, Kinkajou, Carne... Oh wait.., Peril, Turtle. I know this has been done but a lot of people like stopped posting. Hope you enjoy! You guys get to choose the truths and dares and who is asked them! If you want...
