"Um I'm here, Nancy."
"Why are you calling me then, loser? Come to the front door and ring the doorbell."
"I'm nervous."
"Me too! Of course your nervous lover boy! We've never seen each other in person before."
"Well, we're going to now."
"You better not be an eighty year old."
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Homework Hotline
Short Story"This is homework hotline! Here to help you with all your homework needs! Including: math, english, science, social studies and..." "I need help on love." "Love?" "Yeah, love." "Um...I'm sorry sir that's not one of the subjects we supply help on."