POLARIODS AND PILLOWS.

one

"jimin, what the fuck! let me in!"

"just a second, yoongi!"

jimin throws various toys and coloring books into his room, slamming his door. he takes the bottles and flings them into the dishwasher before sighing in relief.

"im about to kick the goddamn door down you bitch."

jimin chuckles lightly before double checking to see if there are zero traces of last night, and slowly unlocks the door to reveal a pissed off yoongi.

"ive been waiting outside for three fucking minutes, what were you doing?" yoongi says as he barges past jimin and sits on the couch, running a hand through his hair.

jimin walks to the kitchen and pulls out some pretzels from the cabnet. "its never a good idea to ask questions like that yoongi." jimin walks to the living room where yoongi is, and he rolls his eyes.

"if you were jacking off you could have just told me." yoongi sighs, making jimin chuckle. "thats not what i was doing, but its not like i would tell you that." jimin says as he shoves a pretzel in his mouth.

"what did you come over for anyway? surely not to yell at me saying youll break down my door." jimin says, looking at yoongi at the other side of the couch.

jimin could tell that yoongi was stressed, it always showed on his face. "it wasnt even my fault! her laugh sounded like a fucking horse." yoongi says angrily as he pinches the bridge of his nose.

jimin rolled his eyes as he reached for another pretzel. "yoongi, you cant just point out all the bad in a girl. how many dates have you been on in the last month?" jimin says as yoongi closes his eyes.

"lost count." he says simply as he kickes off his shoes and lays down on jimins couch, taking up most of the space. "you should have heard it though, jimin. i thought i was in a fucking barnyard."

jimin stiffles a laugh as he continues to scold yoongi. "please tell me you didnt leave early this time." jimin sighs, and yoongi rolls his eyes. "no but i gave her a fake number." yoongi says simply.

"hyung! what the hell is wrong with you?" jimin laughs as he hears yoongi chuckle. "what? i wont have to deal with her stallion laugh." jimin chews another pretzel, trying not to laugh at yoongis rude remarks.

"dont you wanna settle down one day, get married and have a family?" jimin asks yoongi, and he groans as he hears the last word. "fuck that." he states before closing his eyes again.

"whats your problem with kids, yoongi?  ive never understood it." jimin asks, hurt laced in his words. jimin is worried that if yoongi ever found out about jimins secret, hed break all ties with him.

it made sense, considering that yoongi always complained about the kids in his family being needy and annoying all the time, not to mention the high pitched squeals and messes everywhere. all of that is included when you are a little, so it hurt jimin everytime yoongi would complain about kids.

"theyre just as annoying as adults, but they milk it making my blood boil." yoongi says through his teeth. "everything kids do makes me want to vomit." yoongi states as opens his eyes to see jimin staring at the ground, trying to process his words.

"whatever you say, hyung." jimin sighs, hiding the pain that yoongis words caused.