You were on the couch with your boyfriend Nash. You were watching movies at 3am and he was starting to fall asleep.
He fell asleep on hue opposite end of the couch. You were bored and decided to mess with him. You tickled his foot and he kicked your thigh really hard.
"Fucking god Nash!"
"Shut up." He groaned and fell back asleep.
About five minutes later, you were still bored. He was snoring and his mouth was partially open. You stuck out your leg and put your toe in his mouth. He didn't notice and you were laughing hysterically. You pulled out your phone and started recording.
Your toe was in his mouth and he was snoring. He started choking on your toe and the video ended. You posted it on Instagram for the world to see with the caption "these toes ain't loyal".
After laughing for 2 more hours, it was 5 am and you fell asleep.
Nash woke up before you and checked his Instagram.
"(Y/N) WHAT THE HELL" he yelled waking you up.
"Huh?" You yawned.
"Why you shoving toes in my mouth???"
"I cant believe you slept through that!" You laughed and he smiled.
"Well I guess its time for me to shove something of mine in your mouth." He took off his pants and sat on top of you.
"Nope nope nope!" You said covering your mouth.
"You gotta pay (y/n)." He stood up on the couch and took his boxers off.
Just then, Hayes walked in.
"WHAT?" he screamed dropping his bag of food.
"THE FUCK BRO!" Nash yelled covering his thang.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Hayes started crying.
"NOTHING WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Nash started crying.
"I- I DONT KNOW ANYMORE." Hayes cried harder.
Nash covered his face with his hands.
"NASH PUT IT AWAY!" You yelled covering your eyes.
Him and Hayes were just crying and you've never seen anything so weird in your life.
"Alright.. Well.. I'm just gonna go." You got up and grabbed your purse. "Nash call me when this is over." You patted hayes on the back and walked out the door, leaving the two boys crying and confused.
<I have problems.>