<short but haven't updated in forever>
"NASH!" You yelled from the kitchen.
"Sup BAE?" He asked.
"Do these pants make my buns look big?"
"Tf are you talking about (y/n)?!" He said and you heard footstep approaching the kitchen. He walked in and you turned around so your ass was facing him. You stuffed hamburger buns in your pants.
"(Y/n) what the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Come squeeze em!" you said shaking it.
He laughed and walked towards you. He squeezed them and pulled them out and ate it.
"Nastard." You said laughing.
"You mean NASHtard." He winked and pulled you close. He kissed you and put you on the counter.
He took off your pants and tried left you in your Ryan Gosling underwear.
"I'm offended." He said examining your underwear.
"Ryan keeps everything from falling all over the place. Don't hate on Ryan. The world needs Ryan."
"Okay I was turned on but now I'm scared I'm gonna get lost in whatever abyss you have down there. " He said backing away.
"Abyss? More like Grand Canyon."
"Well whatever it is I need to get my hiking gear from the garage."
"Well damn." Carter was standing in the doorway with wide eyes holding up the camera on his phone.
"CARTAH DONT DO DAT!" You yelled and threw sushi at him until he was one giant California roll and you rolled him out the window.
The end.
IM IN THE HOSPITAL DONT JUDGE ME. no not a mental hospital. ✌️🏥🚑🚨🚔✌️
