~forgive me for this. omg.~
"Jack, it's so hot in here." You whined.
"Well why don't you just peel off one of your layers."
"Peel my what??"
"Your layers. You know, onions have layers.. Ogres have layers.."
"Jack I'm not in the mood for any of your shrek puns."
"But baby, it's never ogre." He smirked.
"Finnegan, its all ogre now. Turn on the damn air conditioner."
"No. This is my swamp."
"Jack!" You yelled and he got up and turned down the heat.
"Better?" He asked.
"Better." You said.
You guys just sat there in your small, dirty, and pretty dark apartment. He was on his phone and you were watching Family Feud. Steve Harvey made you kind of horny so you decided to mess with Jack.
"Jack?" You said in a whiney tone.
"Yeah babe?" He said not looking up from his phone.
"You wanna go to bed?"
"Nah, I'm not really tired."
"I meant with me." You smirked.
"Not really.. I mean its only 5, it's kinda early you know?"
"Dammit jack just fuck me."
He looked up from his phone with a surprised look on his face. He stared at you for a couple seconds and shrugged. "Alright, alright. Strait and to the point.. I dig it." He said and got up.
You squealed and ran to the bedroom. He followed and you took off your pants and shirt and laid on the bed. "Come on baby." You said and motioned him over with your finger.
He stripped naked and you took off your bra. He hovered over you and kissed your neck. He slowly made his way down until he got to your underwear. He ripped them apart and kissed you.
"Mmm Jack!" You moaned.
"Call me shrek." He looked up at you and winked.
"Okay, a little role play. I like this." You said through your breath. "Fuck me, shrek."
He brought his face back up to yours and sucked your neck. You moaned and he slid into you.
"Faster, shrek." You whined.
He went faster and started grunting. "This feels shrektastic!" He screamed and started slowing down.
"I'm gonna... I'm.." You were weak af for him. "Roar for me."
He let out a mighty roar.
You too, let out a mighty roar.
You were panting and he was sitting on top of you.
"Jack that was so good." You said.
He stoked your hair. "I told you, call me shrek."
"Alright, Jack it's over. What is up with you and shrek anyway?"
He smiled at you and stood up over you. He started glowing and spinning in the air.
That's when you realized it.
"Oh my god." Was all you could say.
He came down and straddled you.
"It's all ogre now." He said softly and kissed your cheek. He flew out your window into the night sky.
You laid and stared at the window in shock.
Just then, Jack walked in.
"What's with all the screaming???" He said.
"Jack??? Where.. Where have you been???"
"Y/N, I was in the shower. What have you been doing??"
"Fucking you... I thought... Oh my fucking god." You said looking at the window again.
"What's wrong??" He said, confused.
"I think.. I think I just fucked shrek."
He laughed. "Did you get into my weed (y/n)??"
"Jack IM fucking serious!"
"Relax." He came close and heard your hand. "Calm down, get some sleep, and in the morning.. I'm making waffles."
"Oh my god."
~ugh I have to go back to school Tuesday -.- thanks, Obama!~
