✨Object Shows One Shots

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Test Tube x Salt
Object Form
Test Tube was just waddling through the orange trees that OJ had to plant to make it look 'prettier'.

She gently walked over to the giant hotel, it's impossible to miss it. It looks a bit ruined after the plane crash at the start of Season 2.

'Well,' she thought 'Maybe I should go back to my lab and see if I can make it more... Appealing.'
So she struddled back and on the way she bumped into Fan.
"Ow." Says Fan clutching his egg tightly as they both fall to the ground.
"Oh my labratory! I'm sorry Fan.." Says Test Tube, her voice trailing off as Fan stands up keeping hold of his egg.
"It's fine! I reassure you!"

"Ok.. Anyways, I'm gonna go now-" Testy says before fgetting cut off by Fan.
"Wait! I need to tell you something!" Fan says.
"Uh, sure. Ok, what's up?" Says Test Tube smiling.
"I need to confess something.." says Fan, looking down at his feet and avoiding eye contact.
"Well? What is it?" Says Test Tube even though she knows he's going to confess his love for her. Which he blushed when they hugged or touched hands.
"I love you, please, will you go out with me?" Asks Fan. Fan looked really serious, even though he'd always have his phone with him, this time he hasn't. Because Test Tube is more important than anything in his life, even his phone - which is a shock. He was waiting to get rejected, he's always had no luck in love, but this time he thought maybe he had his chance. Maybe Test Tube would accept the love he had for her.
He looked up to Test Tube, sparkling with plead. But to his dismay, she was frowning slightly. He looked back down and his hands tied together tightly. His hands were sweaty and so was his heart. He just wanted to be in love, because he has only gotten 1 love in his life - his phone.
But he wants someone in his life for once. Someone he trusts, someone he cares for. It may seem funny, but his possession isn't JUST his phone, but it's also his lover - Test Tube.

"Fan... I'm sorry to turn you down. But, I don't know if you've noticed but I don't really like you in that way... Yet. I... Don't really have any feelings for anything except science." Says Test Tube, trying to be gentle.

"I-it's ok..." Says Fan, before turning away and crying. He sits himself under a tree and watches the sunset.
Test Tube was feeling guilty. But she knew even if she was in love, she wouldn't choose to be in a relationship to put infront of an upcoming contest. She'd rather work hard to earn what she has been trying to achieve than let love get in this way of her journey.
She then decides it was pretty late for her to head to her lab, create a somewhat cleaning machine to fix Hotel OJ in under 4 hours. That's something impossible unless you work as a team - but no one seems to be happy working with Test Tube for science, and building and creating a 'fixing machine' in under 4 hours from scratch. Besides, Test Tube is probably the only smart person here for science.

She decides to head home to where all the other people are sleeping at. Seen as Hotel OJ was pretty huge and the fact that it was pretty lonely without any variaty there. She knocks on the door and Salt opens up.
"Oh, like, hey Test Tube." Says Salt.
"Yeah, Hi, can I come in?" She says.
"Yeah, sure, like, c'mon." Salt sometimes gets on Test Tube's nerves because she is always like 'like here, like there, like where?' and it is really annoying. She asked Pepper how she survives with Salt yapping on and on with 'like's to seperate the words, and Pepper said that she's used to it.
Test Tube doesn't understand how BCFFS go like.

Just as they were walking through the hallways and stopping in front of Test Tube's dorm.
"Like, why does my OJ darling, keep running away?" Salt was ranting on about why OJ kept running away from her, whilst Test Tube ignored her completely when they were walking to TT's room.
'Yeah, I can understand why OJ keeps running away from your annoying gob. Holy Science, she's even more annoying than Apple and I didn't even know that was possible!' Thought Test Tube.
"Well, I'm gonna go find Pepper now. See ya darling~" Test Tube swore that Salt gave her a wink.

As Salt walked down the stairs, Testy saw a note on the floor. It read:

Hey, Testy, darling.

I, like, want to meet you at like, under that orange tree, y'know the, like, one on the mountain? Yeah, like, that one, at, like, 10pm, because, like, I wanna give you a, like, surprise. Because, like, I think you're, like, super cute. And yes, I am a, like, lesbian. No, bisexual actually. But seriously, I, like, find you cute. It's fine if you reject me, just like you rejected Fan. But at least I know you read this letter and that you came to the tree.

And noticed me.

Yours sincerely, Salty Salt.

'S-salt has a crush on ME??!' Thought Test Tube. She was really shocked. And surprised, but she kind of liked Salt too..
Her gentle smile... her cheery side... her laughter...

No, Test Tube doesn't like her.

She loves her now.

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Yeah, sorry I haven't been publishing things for a long time.

I'm uh just... Gonna get on with it:

Suggested by: Ship_Captain_Hat
I'll get onto the next oneshot soon.

(I'm sorry I didn't do the alternative universe, I kind of already had a certain plot in my mind as I was reading it. And I couldn't think of why Test Tube would go back into the Alternative Universe and why Salt would be there again because last time. Spoilers ahead: She got kicked into the black hole after having an argument with Pepper about who's the actual host.)

(Yeah, watch it if you haven't already.)

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