I will become the Ultimate Bitch

2.10 The Alien Bitch

In the very hot desert, you could see many soldiers marching. There was about 1000 of them. They were not like humans but more like aliens. Some had horns others looked like animals.

"Pokpok, have you located them yet?" An alien male asked in an arrogant tone. He wore armor different from the others. It was not silvery like the rest, but it was golden. The golden armor was decorated with a few precious looking gems making him look like a spoiled young master.

"No general" Pokpok lowered his head in shame and fear. He knew how ruthless the general could be if he was dissatisfied.

"Useless! Can't even locate some insignificant trash! What would the head say if he knew this?!" The general kicked Pokpok out of anger. He regretted choosing this useless bastard as his attendant

Pokpok didn't say anything and only lowered his head. He was used to the general abusing him. Even if he did great contributions the general would hit him because he (P) stole too much spotlight

"Continue searching!!" The general yelled out before continuing to march forward

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"I'm gonna chop, chop, chop, the little sausage off. Then I'm gonna hack, hack, hack it in pieces~" Piper lifted the cleaver and chopped along with the melody. The sausage she chopped flew a little bit everywhere

Cheb and Alex felt cold sweat run down their backs as they slowly covered their crotches. "Never make this woman angry unless you want to become a eunuch" They decided to never anger Piper. They were already cautious of her before but now they were even more cautious.

"Dinner is done!" Piper threw everything on a plate and put it on the table, "I made this meal with my whole heart, so be sure to eat it all" Her voice sounded sweet but that only caused Cheb and Alex to feel more fear. They knew that they would become eunuchs if they did not eat.

As they put the food in their mouth they wanted to spit it out right away. The food looked okay but it tasted worse than dog sh*t. They tried their best to chew and swallow but they almost died in the process. Now they had also decided to never let Piper cook another meal.

"I can feel some bugs incoming" Piper narrowed her eyes as she stared at the horizon. She was incredibly annoyed.

"I don't see any bugs," Cheb said with confusion. His face was green from the disgusting food.

"Must be blind then" Piper scoffed at Cheb's dumbness. She looked back at the horizon and this time you could see very small black figures.

"They are here" Piper took out a chocolate bar and bit into it. She became happier with the delicious taste.

"Yeah, I better grab my bo... bombs?" Cheb felt around in his pocket but didn't find anything. He thought back to when they were on the ship and realized that the only thing he did was sitting in the corner. He didn't take anything with him

"Does anyone here have any weapons?" Piper asked with worry. She only packed candy and no weapons. Well, she did have the cleaver but that thing was d*mn useless. She could also make weapons with her antennas but only low-class weapons like knives and guns. What she needed was some advanced alien sh*t

"... I have a guitar" Alex said with a stiff face. He wanted to beat himself up because he only thought about bringing his guitar.

"Well that's nice to know" Piper smiled fakely, "I guess we'll have to use normal weapons"

"Lady, normal weapons won't even penetrate their armor!" Cheb said

"Then we can go fight with our fists" Piper sent a deadly glare at Cheb. Cheb could probably fight with his fist but she and Alex were not as strong as him. They needed some weapons