SMH (DISCONTINUED)

CAMREN (Ep. 35)

Published on May 23, 2018.

Desc: The only segment anyone ACTUALLY cares about. Enjoy these gays. -D

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[Camila chugs down a ginger ale, slamming the empty can down on the table. She tosses her hands into the air, looking at Lauren with a dorky, proud grin. Lauren smiles softly at her energetic attitude, wrapping an arm over her shoulders and pulling Camila against her.]

Lauren: Good job, babe.

Camila: [tosses her head back, yelling] Yesss!

Dinah [off camera]: Wow. WOW. You chugged a GINGER ALE. I'm SO IMPRESSED.

Lauren: [glaring] Dinah Jane.

[ B E E P ]

Lauren: Hi!

Camila: Ooh! I wanna do the intro!

Lauren: Go ahead, Camzi.

Camila: Hey everybody! This is Camila and Lauren, and today we're gonna be making girlfriend bracelets.

[Lauren lifts the bracelet craft kit Dinah bought, displaying it for the camera. The box has the words "Best Friends Forever!" written across the top in big, bold pink letters. The word "friends" has been scratched out in sharpie and replaced with "girlfriends".]

[Lauren gives Dinah an unimpressed look when she sees the addition to the box's cover. The camera zooms in on her face, Camila completely unaware of what's going on as she talks.]

Camila [off camera]: Lolo wasn't super on board with this cause she called it "fake art", but I think they'll be cute. Plus, it's the only form of art that I can pull off without it looking like a complete disaster...

[Lauren slowly lifts her middle finger into the frame, her eyes narrowing at Dinah.]

Camila [off camera]: Ally said she would take any extra stuff for her scrapbooking, though I'm not really sure how you could use beads and string in a scrapbook... Hey, Lolo? Where are the scissors?

[Lauren's face shifts back to normal so fast it doesn't seem human, and Dinah adjusts the zoom to fit them both in the frame. Lauren turns to Camila.]

Lauren: Right here.

[She hands them over, and Camila begins opening the box. Lauren sneaks one last glare at Dinah.]

[ B E E P ]

[They've already begun making bracelets, the materials spread across the table.]

Camila: We're making them for each other, right? That's how these things work?

Lauren: Yes, Camzi.

Camila: Good, cause I already put an L on here.

[Lauren grabs a handful of heart beads, setting them carefully on the table beside her.]

Lauren: Do you want a snack?

[Lauren rises from her seat, and she steps out of the frame.]

Camila: Do we still have gummy bears?

Lauren [off camera, in the distance]: I think so!

Camila: Bring me those!

[Camila slides another bead onto the bracelet. She watches Lauren return with a bag of gummy bears almost the side of Camila's head. She sets them on the table and disappears again. Camila smiles.]