Just spotted a cat on someone's porch meowing to be let in. Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. I rounded the corner and realized what I'd done as I heard the owner shout
FÛCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL!!
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