100. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
101. Take him onto The Jeremy Kyle show. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.
102. Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.
103. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you. Call him a liar when he says no.
104. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.
105. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.
106. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
107. Train the dog to follow him everywhere
108. If he tries to eat it, say “Eddie!!NNOOOOOOO!!!!”
109. Ask him if when its sunny he walks in high traffic areas just for fun.
110. Sell Jacob his car for five dollars.
111. Pretend you don't know where the car went and show him the five dollars saying it was left on his porch.
112. Ask him to dress up as Dracula and fight with Jacob in his wolf form.
113. Invite people over to his house and trash it.
114. Tell Esme and Carlisle it was Edwards idea.
115. Try to sell his bed on ebay
116. If he asks where it's gone ask him why he need a bed anyway
117. Try to sell his Cd's on ebay.
118. If he asks where they went say Jacob stole them.
119. Try to take his pulse and freak out when you can't find one
120. Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire
121. Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote. Practise evil laughter with that hottie ;)
122. Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"
123. Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.
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Your Very Own Personal Guide On How To Annoy Edward Cullen.
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