151. Tell Tanya Edward has decided to take her back
152. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
153. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
154. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
155. Run around with a lighter threaten to set him on fire if he comes any closer.
156. Ask him to turn you into a vampire, beg and plead when he says no... then threaten Bella's life. When he agrees say I can't wait till Bella hears about this. Once he has bitten you scream in agony and cry asking him how he could do this to a perfect little girl like me?
157. Once you change into a vampire, tell Eddie you bit Bella, saying he was right and Bella' blood does smell amazing and you couldn't resist, sorry.
158. Push him into the sun and start to sing Diamonds are a girl's best friend
159. Throw garlic at him while screaming “DIE DIE DIE”
160. Shove him over the boundary line
161. Stab him with a pencil again. 162.Read New Moon and talk about it whenever he is around
163. Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.
164. Refuse to replace them.
165. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.
166. Get offended when he refuses.
167. Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice. Again.
168. Constantly whisper in his ear “Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!” (HP REFERENCE)
169. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).
170. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.
171. Key his car. ‘Jacob and Edward = LURVE’
172. Challenge him to Musical statues. When the music is turned off, draw a mustashe on him.
173. Suggest that he should grow a mustashe.
174. Buy him a mustashe comb.
175. Tell him that he won’t be a man if he can’t grow a mustashe.
176. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him. Cuz everyone knows that vampires don't like muffins.
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Your Very Own Personal Guide On How To Annoy Edward Cullen.
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