Your Very Own Personal Guide On How To Annoy Edward Cullen.

Level Six - Screaming Sally

124. Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

125. Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes

126. Sit in his room and stare at him for hours.

127. When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep.

128. When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

129. Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it

130. Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his volvo as ransom.

131. Sing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves' in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours guarenteed

132. Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.

133. Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

134. Torch his meadow.

135. Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

136. Say, "Oh you and Bella looked so cute at the movies yesterday" and when he says that they never went to the movies say, "Oh, but I'm sure it was Bella, and she was all over that other guy."

137. Tell him Darth Vader is his father. Watch him cry.

138. Run around the school shouting, 'EDWARD CULLEN IS A VIRGIN'

139. Make Bella president of the La Push Cliff Diving Society

140. Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

141. Superglue Bella's window shut.

142. Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

143. Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it. Print it out and show it to him.

144. Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

145. For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

146. Tell him you think it's great that he gave Bella up to Jake. When he asks you what you're talking about, say "uh...I've already said too much." and run away.

147. After Bella dumps him for trying to kill Jacob, tell him it was a misunderstanding, and that Bella and Jacob were never together.

148. Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

149. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

150. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.