177. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.
178. Make him watch the twilight movie.
179. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.
180. Buy him a cat. Name it Jacob.
181. Train the cat to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn’t eat this one.
182. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Robert Pattinson.
183. Ask him if he’s a virgin.
184. When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.
185. Whenever he leaves the room, fall to your knees and scream “NOT AGAIN, EDDIE!!!”
186. Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Zac Efron.
187. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn’t the star of the singing high school people.
188. Walk around the Cullen houshold causually wearing a Grim Reaper costume and an axey thing.
189. If he asks what you're doing, just stand there and stare at him.
190. "Your next, my prettie." Make sure to freak him out.
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Your Very Own Personal Guide On How To Annoy Edward Cullen.
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