Discord Drabbles

Names

[Written by lilmissbeaniechild]

"Nice goths exist too, y'know?!" JJ's amazing quote that everyone should take to heart.

"No, not Pete." Cath shook her head. "That's such a boring name for a raccoon."

"Yeah," AJ nodded. "But what would we even name a raccoon?"

"Has anyone ever seen the movie Under the Bush?" JJ asked.

"Huh?" A chorus of confused replies echoed throughout the teens.

"Oof." JJ muttered while shaking her head. "Uncultured children."

"Y'know I'm older than you, right?" Echo decided to say.

". . .yeah yeah." JJ muttered. "Anyways, the raccoon in that movie's name is RJ."

"Yeah but that's too many Js." AJ said. "I mean, there's me, AJ, and you, JJ."

"fair enough." JJ sighed. "Anyone else have any names?"

"Moshi." Socorro chirped.

"I like that." Jarrah said, "but I think it wouldn't go with something fuzzy."

"Then what would?" Echo asked.

"Hmm," Sketcher hummed.

"I have a few ideas." JJ said.

"What are they?" AJ queried.

"So, we can go with Nicola Stefano Marescotto Cesar Guientoli David di Angelo." JJ recited. "Or Nico, for short."

"Oof, that's a total mouthful." AJ whistled.

"Or, we can call him Mike." JJ continued.

"Hmm," Jackie murmured, looking at the somewhat tame raccoon sitting on the kitchen table. "I don't think he looks like a Mike."

"Then what does he look like?" Jarrah asked.

"Nathaniel." Jackie smiled brightly.

Sketcher piped up. "Yep, he sure looks like a Nathaniel."

"I like that name!"

Soon everyone agreed that he would be named Nathaniel Tate.

Nathaniel Tate was adjusting well to indoor life, but there was one thing Nathaniel Tate, and the rest of the teens living in the house did not account for; Jarrah's famous cat, Mr G.

When JJ found out that Jarrah had a cat, she would not stop petting him and holding him because she really loved animals. Mr G was certainly no exception, in fact, everyone loved him. Except for Nathaniel Tate.

"HE WON'T STOP HISSING AT HIM!" Jarrah exclaimed. "NT, stop."

"NT?" Echo echoed (ha!) in confusion.

"Nathaniel Tate's initial's are NT." AJ explained. "I didn't think the cat and raccoon were going to like each other."

"We didn't exactly think that through." Jackie muttered. "crap."

"Oh well," Echo said, "they'll get used to each other."