god said to john, "come forth and receive eternal life"
but john came fifth and won a toaster
and jesus said "this bread is my body. take and eat."
and peter replied "i'm a vegan though"
and thus, god made eve
and she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious
see you all in hell
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