*Sarcasm is strong in the dialogue*
"Beep, beep, beep!"
"Slam!" I slammed the snooze button on my clock and tried to go back to sleep, but I can never fall asleep after I wake up. Why does life hate me so much?! Whatever.
I sat up on my bed and rubbed my eyes a little bit and looked at my clock. It is five in the morning. We have to wake up early, so we can catch the flight to South Korea. Normally, I would have been fine to wake up that early, but KK and I stayed up last night watching anime. Not a good idea. We only got 4 hours of sleep.
"Man, my head hurts," I groaned, still half asleep, "KK, it's time to wake up."
"Ugh, I don't want to wake up," She said into her pillow.
"We have to wake up, otherwise we'll miss the plane ride," I said, trying to reason with her. KK is the hardest person to wake up. When she is drowsy, she acts like a toddler. She is either really sweet and cute or she will have a tantrum. You have to walk through hell and back to wake her up. It's even worse if she had a nightmare. She can go into shock at times. It takes a while for her to get back on track, but I'm always there for her.
"I don't fucking care if we fucking miss the fucking plane ride," She said, did I mention that Fuck is her favorite curse word?
"Come on, KK. Please don't be difficult," I pleaded with her.
"No," She said while turning to look at me.
"Please," I pleaded with my signature puppy eyes and pouty lip.
"Nnn... fine," She said. This is one of the perks to having a chubby, child like face. No one can say no to me.
"Yay!" I celebrated.
"Huh," KK scoffed, "It doesn't take you a lot to be happy."
"Well at least I'm not a Debby Downer like you."
"Gasp! I'm so hurt by that. My heart is breaking."
"Stop being such a drama queen."
"I will when you learn to when you lose your mochi cheeks."
"How could you?! I thought you were my friend."
"Girls!" My mom yelled at us from downstairs, "Stop arguing and start getting ready. We are leaving in 30 minutes!"
"Oh shit!" KK exclaimed.
"Cassandra!"
"Stop calling me that! It sounds so bitchy!" (Sorry to anyone that is called Cassandra)
"Cassandra! Bad words are sad words."
"Ugh!"
"Girls!" This time it was my dad who yelled at us, "Stop arguing!"
"Okay dad," KK and I grunted in union.
Annoying KK was so fun.
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