Lol, You Thot (Jungkook FF)

4) Airport Assult

    "Hey toots," a raspy voice said, "You're looking hot today. Who are you trying to impress?"

    "I'm wearing my usual outfit, a hoodie and sweatpants. I'm also not even wearing any makeup. How do I look hot? This is a effing airport, why would I dress up? Besides, how come when a girl dresses up, it's assumed they are trying to impress someone? Maybe they're dressing up for themselves. Ugh, men," I mentally sighed.

    "Hey! I'm talking to you! It's rude to not look at someone when they're talking to you."

    "Like you would know about manners?" I scoffed.

    "Feisty, I like it," He said, while backing me up into a wall.

    "Look, I'm not interested in dating a man that has no respect for women and is probably the same age as my dad, and will you please let me go?" I said in a calm and collected voice. He had backed me up into a wall and trapped me.

    "Sorry, toots," he said, while inching his face closer to me, "I have to teach you a lesson. I'm not going to let you go until you learn how to keep your mouth closed unless you are being spoken to."

    "Hate to break it to you, but I have a flight to catch," I said nonchalantly. I've watched enough YouTube videos to know what to do in a situation like this. It's crazy how many things you can find on YouTube. The videos tell you to aim for the neck, groin, eyes, and nose, but I have developed my own strategy over the years. I go for the nipples. I pinched his nipples, which distracted him. That allowed me time to aim for the crotch. My 'attacker' ended up on the ground, crying in pain.

    "Ugh, you bitch!" he screamed in pain, "You're probably a slut anyway!"

    "Men and their egos," I muttered and walked away.

    Originally, I was trying to get some food, but there just had to be some creep that got in my way. I just wanted some food! They say a girl's best friend is a diamond. Well that isn't true for me. My best friend is food...but with a diamond, I could sell it any use that money to buy more food. Never mind, a girl's best friend is a diamond!

    "Jackie! There you are!" KK said, pulling me out of my train of thought, "What took you so long?"

    "I had a obstacle along the way," I said, pointing to the man on the floor, "I pinched his nipples and kicked him in the groin."

    "I'm so proud of you! My little girl is finally growing up," KK said, pretending to cry, "But seriously, did he touch you anywhere?! Are you hurt?!"

    "No, I'm fine, but I'm not so sure about him," I said, "I don't think he can ever have children."

    "How hard did you kick?!"

    "I don't know? I may have possibly disfigured his dick?"

    "Sigh...you really are growing up. Now hurry up and get your food. We have a plane to catch! Mom and Dad are waiting at the terminal. They are going to be so happy when they find out what you did!"

"I just realized how sadistic our family is."

"Ya, you're practically the only normal one in our family."

"What a great honor to be bestowed with."