The pandas weren't my idea. We never knew they would taste so... GOOD. Matt took the first from the zoo. It was a team effort. As i distracted the guard with our game of candy land. Matt ran off with the panda.
He was meant to be a pet. We didn't wanna eat him, it just kinda happened. After i ate my only hot pocket, i didn't have a choice.... I chopped that panda up. He was so clueless, so innocent... So easy to turn into a hot pocket... After my homemade hot pocket froze, i microwaved it for 2 minutes. The perfect amount of time.
The beep of the microwave, the sizzling of the pandas flesh... The taste... So unforgettable. How could i not allow matt to experience this? As matt took his first bite of the hot pocket, we knew there was no turning back.
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Panda hotpockets
HumorOne secret. Three friends. The pandas were our love, our gods, our.... Every meal.... We arent crazy i promise (this story is based on a true story)
