I had a stalker(who shall remain nameless) who had a huge crush on me. We didn't know what to do.... He was going to find out about our secret. So matt did the only thing he knew how to do. He turned my stalker into hot pockets.
However, i didn't wanna even try these hot pockets. No way. We sold them on amazon.com...
And then... We received a call from the hot pocket company...
They wanted us to help them come up with new flavors because they had enjoyed ours so much...
We said yes... But we never told anyone what we had put into the hot pockets. Unicorns...
Pandas...pixies... Dolphin...monkeys... People.... You name it, it was most likely in your hot pocket.
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Panda hotpockets
HumorOne secret. Three friends. The pandas were our love, our gods, our.... Every meal.... We arent crazy i promise (this story is based on a true story)
