We couldn't keep our secret life of hot pockets to ourself. We allowed Reilly into our cult.
She didn't understand our obsession at first. We had to ease her into it. She has no idea what she had consumed. Only that it was a new type of hot pocket....
Some would say they had never seen Reilly so full of life. So happy from that hot pocket. Hot pockets have that kind of effect on people... Especially panda hot pockets. Reilly realized what she had consumed when she found the panda fur and blood on my kitchen floor.
At that moment, Reilly, Matt and I had an amazing secret. One that would never be shared.
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Panda hotpockets
HumorOne secret. Three friends. The pandas were our love, our gods, our.... Every meal.... We arent crazy i promise (this story is based on a true story)
