I dont know how to put this, but matt was caught eating roadkill and zoo animals. Hes all over the news. I swear if matt says anything about our little secret hot pocket making, ill sell him on eBay. I regret what we did to reilly, however she did make a good hot pocket and is a best seller. I miss her, i will most likely clone her because well, matt has gone insane and i need a partner, a co-worker, a friend to help with the cult. Even if matt is an original member, i cant let him just eat roadkill and zoo animals. We cant get caught. The gods would be angry. If i need to choose between matt and hot pockets... Well i guess we all know what my choice will be.
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Panda hotpockets
HumorOne secret. Three friends. The pandas were our love, our gods, our.... Every meal.... We arent crazy i promise (this story is based on a true story)
