As we grew older, we wanted to share our hot pockets with the community... To help them grieve... Over the people we had turned to hot pockets...
Its very sick, i know. But as i said before, the hot pockets had, and still have complete control. We fed people... People hot pockets. The hot pockets were delicious, and lets face it. We have to deal with the overpopulation of humans somehow. We wiped out entire towns, even small cities. People began to notice the mass disappearances . Where do you think the rumor of aliens came from? That was us. People thought we were "aliens" that abducted these civilians.
It was for the hot pockets.
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Panda hotpockets
HumorOne secret. Three friends. The pandas were our love, our gods, our.... Every meal.... We arent crazy i promise (this story is based on a true story)
