Black Butler Oneshots (Discontinued Sorryyyy T_T)

Kitchen Musical (Modern!Bard X Reader)

*Reader's POV*

I sighed as I heard an crash from the kitchen in my house. "Bard! If you have blown up my kitchen I will not hesitate to hit you!" I yelled walking towards the kitchen, my threat not being a bluff either. I would actually hit him. Yeah, my boyfriend had visited my house. I wonder why I said yes to letting him do the baking.

I entered the kitchen to see that he hadn't blown it up. He had just knocked something off one of the shelves, as well successfully covering himself in cake mix. I burst out laughing. He looked like a mountain of cake mix. It was hilarious.

"Uh... Sorry..." He sighed.

I just chuckled "Go clean yourself up, I'll finish making the food." He nodded and ran off. I smiled and shook my head.

"What did I get myself intp dating him?" I asked my self smiling.

I looked at the bowl of cake mix or he remains of a bowl of cake mix. I put my headphones on and set to work, singing along. I twirled around towards the sink and cleaned out the bowl. I sang along with the song whilst washing the bowl out.

"Please don't come around talking 'bout that you love me

Cos that love junk just ain't for me,

Don't wanna hear that you adore me."

I spun around and put the now clean and empty bowl on the table before dancing my way across the room and grabbing the required ingredients from the cupboard.

"And I know that all your doing is playing your mind games,

Don't you know that game beat's games,

So your best bet is to be straight wit' me."

I smiled, swaying my hips in time to my music, not noticing my boyfriend had re-entered the kitchen.

"So you say you wanna talk, let's talk,

If you won't talk, I'll walk,

yeah it's like that,

Got a new man, he's waiting out back,

Now what, what'cha think about that?"

I started putting the ingredients in the bowl. Not noticing the growing smirk appearing on my boyfriend's face as he watched from the doorway, enjoying the performance.

"Now, when I say I'm through, I'm through,

Basically, I'm through with you,

Watcha wanna say?

Had to have it your way, had to play your games,

Now you begging me to stay!

There you go, lookin' pitiful,

just because I let you go,

there you go, talkin' 'bout you want me back,

but sometimes it be's like that!"

I started mixing the ingredients as my boyfriend's face stayed in a smirk.

*Bard's POV*

I watched her dancing around and singing whilst making the cake. She smiled, not noticing my presence. I watched her twirl the wooden spoon in her hand and start using it as a microphone as she danced around even more.

"There you go, talkin' 'bout you missed me so, that you loved me so,

why'd I let you go?

There you go 'cos your lies got old,

look at you there you go."

I chuckled, her headphones stopping herfrom hearing me.She smiled and tossed the spoon into the sink on the other side of the room.

"Please, don't come 'round, talkin' 'bout how you changed,

How you said goodbye to what's-her-name,

All that sound's like to me is new game!"

Shesmiled as she poured the cake mix into a cake tin, still singing her heart out.

"And I was right when I thought I'd be much better off without you,

Had to get myself around you,

'cos my life was all about you!

So you say you wanna talk, I don't

Say you wanna change, I won't, yeah it's like that,

You had your chance, Won't take you back,

now what, whatcha think about that?"

She grabbed the cake tin and twirled around,holding it aboveher head, before putting it in the oven.

"Now, when I say I'm through, I'm through,

Basically, I'm through with you,

Watcha wanna say?

Had to have it your way, had to play your games,

Now you begging me to stay!

There you go, lookin' pitiful,

just because I let you go,

there you go, talkin' 'bout you want me back,

but sometimes it be's like that!"

I laughed, watching her dance around like a little kid.

"There you go, talkin' 'bout you missed me so, that you loved me so,

why'd I let you go?

There you go 'cos your lies got old,

look at you there you go."

*reader-chan's POV*

I smiled as my favourite part of the song came on.

"Don't you wish you could turn the hands of time,

Don't you wish you still were mine,

Don't you wish I'd take you back,

Don't you wish that things were simple like that?

Didn't miss a good thing 'til it's gone,

But I knew it wouldn't be long,

'til you came running back,

missing my love there you go!" I sang ending the song early, taking my headphones off and placing them on the counter. I sighed and dusted my hands off mwhen I suddenly felt someone hug me from behind. I let out a squeak of surprise.

"Now, I hope that song wasn't about me." The familiar voice of Bard came from behind me.

"Don't worry sweetheart, it wasn't." I giggled, but my eyes widened suddenly. "Wait, how much did you hear?"

"Most of it." He chuckled.

I felt my cheeks heat up and I hid my face in my hands. "I sound terrible when I sing" I muttered.

"Actually, you sound wonderful." He stated, twirling me around to face him and grabbing my hands, pulling them away from my face. He chuckled, "No need to be shy."

Suddenly, he leaned in and pecked my lips causing me to blush thousands of shades of red, some of which I don't even think have been discovered yet.

"What am I gonna do with you, eh?" He asked, laughing. I smiled and snuggled into his shoulder.

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