Black Butler Oneshots (Discontinued Sorryyyy T_T)

When I kissed the teacher (Sebastian x reader {Songfic})

(Before the story begins, a quick shout out to Bella5Ever for answering the question in my last Author's note)

Sebastian had decided he was going to teach the Phantomhive servants as they were all messing up, and he decided some of them needed an education. A proper education, not just servant stuff, but also basic general stuff, such as maths and English.

Everybody screamed, when I kissed the teacher

You sat there, Sebastian's lip pressed against yours, but he stood in shock. Screams and cheers erupted from the rest of the servants as they watched the scene play out before them.

They must have thought they dreamed, when i kissed the teacher

No one had expected this, I doubt anyone believed what they were seeing, I'll bet anything they thought it was some strange dream. Ha!

All my friends at school,

They had never seen the teacher blush,

he looked like a fool.

Oh, how silly Sebastian looked, so flustered, nervous and he was a blushing mess. This is something nobody on this earth had seen before, the Sebastian Michaelis blushing! It was one of the greatest things You had ever witnessed.

Nearly petrified,

'cause he was taken by surprise,

When I kissed the teacher.

Couldn't quite believe his eyes,

when I kissed the teacher

Sebastian stood there, un-moving in pure shock. he blinked repeatedly trying to process what had just happened, you gasped at his lost expression, you had to admit, it was somewhat adorable. Not something you would usually use to describe Sebastian, no. Normally it would be something like hot, intimidating but irresistible.

Though, you were shocked as well, shocked that you actually had the courage to do this.

My whole class went wild

The cheering and screaming of the other servants seemed to fill the room, sounding like a wild bunch of animals. Though, you didn't blame them, he was basically your teacher and you just full on kissed him, and without an explanation or reason.

As I held my breath, the world stood still

But then he just smiled.

It was like time had froze, stood still, you might say. You were worried, worried that he would be angry at you. But, he finally shook himself out of his shocked state, and smiled. You let out a breath you didn't know you were holding, but were happy to let out.

I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher

You felt like you were in heaven while you were kissing him. It seemed perfect, you felt free, you had been wanting to do this for a while, after all.

What a mad day!

Now I see everything in a different light!

This was crazy, shocking, amazing. You felt so different after kissing him, it felt amazing, everything seemed brighter, like a burden you had been carrying for months had suddenly been lifted.

What a mad day!

I was up in the air and he taught me a lesson alright!

Oh, you certainly learned something new. You learned Sebastian can be shocked and surprised very easily. That would certainly come in useful, as revenge whenever he did something that irritated you. But also, you learned that you had liked him for ages, because when you kissed him, you felt happy.

I was in a trance, when I kissed the teacher.

You were in some sort of trance when you did it. It was almost as if you were being drawn to him, and lacked the ability, or want, to stop yourself from continuing your actions.

Suddenly I took the chance, when I kissed the teacher.

You took a chance, you had wanted to kiss that demonic butler for ages, and now you risked everything and did it. What would happen now, you weren't sure. For all you knew the smile on his face could be because he is plotting some sort of evil punishment. Or you were over thinking things.

Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry,

And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher.

He was leaning over your table, facing you slightly, attempting to teach you the laws of geometry, but you weren't listening, you were staring at his deep crimson eyes, that seemed to pull you closer, until you kissed him. You couldn't help it, it just felt...right. You just grabbed his face and pulled him closer to you, it was so sudden that he didn't know how to react and just stood there with wide eyes, when it happened.

What a mad day!

Now I see everything in a different light!

What a mad day!

I was up in the air and he taught me a lesson alright!

Oh yes, it certainly was a mad day.

What a crazy day! When I kissed the teacher!

All my sense had flown away, when I kissed the teacher.

It was like every sensible and reasonable thought from your mind had decided to up and leave. Without thinking you pulled him down and kissed him, it was like you had lost all rational thinking and just let your instinct take over.

But that didn't stop you, you did it again, and this time he returned the favour.

My whole class went wild 

 As I held my breath, the world stood still

But then he just smiled.

Suddenly, Ciel walked in, glaring and angry. "What are you playing at?! What's with all the noise?" He demanded. You and Sebastian pulled away, breaking the kiss and the servants instantly shut up. Ciel, didn't seem pleased, you laughed nervously and scratched the back of your head.

The boy looked at you, a brow raised expectantly. He was awaiting an answer. You had to think of a response, and quickly, but what? Suddenly, an idea fromed in your mind as you grinned.

"Let's just say.." You began "I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher"

Ciel sighed and shook his head. "All of you, back to work!"

~Extended ending (Joke)~

You and the other servants scurried off, back to work. But Sebastian stayed behind. "Well done, Sebastian." Ciel whispered with a small smile. You see, Ciel had already decide you and Sebastian would be a wonderful couple and decided you two should get together. He had actually found something with magic in it, and added it to a drink you were having. This actually put you in a trance, though you were unaware, and it made you kiss Sebastian.

Once Ciel knew Sebastian was gone, he turned around and whispered to himself. "Yes! My ship became reality!"

A/N: I have no idea what that ending is. XD Also, I have been obsessed with this song since I watched Mama Mia: here we go again. For being a sequel it's really good, most sequels aren't as good as the originals, but that one is good. I've already watched 4 times. Also, no inappropriate comments.