King Arthur and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters

Arthur Scolds her Jerk Ex Boyfriend.

"GOOOOOOOD MORNING FELLOW CRUISERS!!!"  a voice that sounded WAY too happy blared out on the speakers of the in cabin com, waking me up. "ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL MORNING FOR CRUISING OUT THERE!! BINGO TOURNAMENT IS AT TWELVE!! And for our SPECIAL guests!! DISEMBOWELING PRACTICE ON THE PROMENADE!!"

I blinked, sitting up as Percy did so as well, looking at me. "Did.. I just hear that right?"

Tyson blinked sleepily. "Happy man said... Bowling Practice?"

I hope what Tyson said was the accurate version, but somehow, after Annabeth and Mordred both opened the door to their room looking bewildered, I doubted it.

"I'm guessing disembowling isn't part of a normal ship activity.." I said. 

"Nope." said Annabeth. "Probably the worst example of any ship activity ever.. we better check it out.."

"Go TOWARDS the disemboweling.. ? Great." said Percy. "We are such smart people.."

Together we peeked out of our cabin and into the bright light of morning..

 There were tourists coming out, getting ready to enjoy the day.. But something was wrong.. As we watched, we saw a family of 4 pass by. A Mother, a Father, A sister, and a brother.

"We are having fun." said the parents with a goofy smile on their faces, speaking at the exact same time.  "We will go have fun now."

"Yes, we are having fun." said the kids. "We will go play in the pool."

Everybody else seemed to be acting the same way, one of the cruise officials stopped by our door, staring straight at us as we peeked out. "This is a good day! You are having fun! We are having fun! Everybody have fun!"

The cruise official walked off. 

"Jeez, they're more like robots than you Saber.." said Annabeth.

"I'm not a robot." I grumbled.

"No.. you're more like a robot with adorable moments that make people want to cuddle you." said Mordred.

"Wh.. what? Th.. .. I'm not cute!"

"Ehhhh.." Everyone else shrugged and muttered. 

"Kind of cute." said Percy.

"Very cute." said Annabeth.

"I want to hug cute sister." said Tyson. "You cuter than Rainbow.."

"Okay.. ENOUGH of my cuteness!!" I stammered. "The point here is that something extremely creepy is going on!"

"Preaching to the Choir on that my king.." said Mordred, staring at the one little boy who was walking into a wall repeatedly, a stupid grin on his face. 

We walked out onto the deck.. nobody seemed to pay any attention to us.. but no sooner had we started exploring when, we found two strange monsters slithering.. or walking.. towards us.

They looked like women with scaly serpent like bodies, with yellow reptillian eyes, and instead of legs, they had two large snake-like tails which they moved on in a combination of slithering and walking.. They wore armor on their chests and possessed weighted nets and spears like gladiators.

"Dracaena.. Dragon Women.." whispered Annabeth.

"I'm technically a dragon woman though." I muttered.

"Me too." said Mordred.

"Well not THAT kind of dragon women.." said Annabeth, rolling her eyes.  

As we continued to sneak around, with Annabeth and Tyson having to wrench me away from the buffet booth which I was inching towards against my better judgement, we spotted more monsters.