So basically, I just wanted to keep record of dreams that I have. They're usually weird as hell. I'm gonna put emojis next to them to indicate what type of dream it is.
👺 Scared the shit out of my goofy ass
😩 sex dream???
😔 made me cry
🙏 featu...
Last night, I had a dream that my family (which for some reason in this dream was the cast of Jessie on Disney Channel) went to see a play.
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So Emma brought a date, which was Patrick Stump, the frontman of Fall Out Boy.
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Jessie kept telling Emma to not let him eat mashed potatoes. I'm not sure the reason why. Everyone knew he was not supposed to eat mashed potatoes. I don't think he was allergic to it, I think he just couldn't have them for a certain amount of time. Emma went out to eat with Patrick. They had mashed potatoes, but Emma didn't let him have too much. After a little while, they realized that they didn't have enough time before the play started to finish eating. Emma forced Patrick to eat all of the mashed potatoes hella quickly before they had to go. Homeboy was probably deep throating some mashed potatoes. While we were at the show, we were separated into completely different rows. Let me try to illustrate it for you.
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The wild thing about this dream is that there was no stage at all. No one came out to perform, we just sat there talking and stuff. After a little bit, Patrick just starts vomiting like all over the place. It was mashed potato colored, so Jessie already knew what the fuck was up. Patrick gets up and starts to leave, but he vomits in the aisle. He makes his way to my row, but he just stands there for a second. I just scooted farther into the row so he didn't vomit on me. Fortunately, he didn't. Jessie started scolding Emma for letting him eat the mashed potatoes and it pretty much ended.
