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Hiddlebum added San Antonio

San Antonio
What the fuck Tom?
Wait
Hiddlebum?

Human Dorito
Guys there's two Hiddlestons now
We didn't think this through
We need new names
Tom's the priority right now

Godfather
Jesus Chris calm down it isnt the end of the world

Hiddlebum
Don't make it a thing

San Antonio
No promises

Renni
It's impolite to not introduce yourself when you meet someone @rdj @chris
I'm Jeremy. Nice to meet ya

San Antonio
I'm gonna kill you Tom
YOU KNOW I LOVE THESE PEOPLE AND THIS IS HOW YOU INTRODUCE ME TO THEM
nice to meet you too Jeremy

Hiddlebum
I mean if you don't want to be here I'll just kick you out

San Antonio
No no, I want to be here

Sexiest Man Alive
Hiiiii Dal💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

San Antonio
I can immediately tell that that's Chris
hiiiiiii❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Human Dorito
Dal looks like Doll
THATS YOUR NEW NICKNAME

Human Dorito changed San Antonio to Doll

Doll
okay?

Ruffalo Buffalo
I love you and I miss you

Doll
Right back atcha bud

Wizard
Hey there fancy pants

Doll
What?

Wizard
Never mind

Mr. Dinosaur
I'm Chris Pratt
The best Chris

Pom Pom
liar

Romanian Puppy
Anyways, hi I'm Sebastian Stan aka the Winter Solider

Doll
I know who you are

Godfather
I'm calling it right here right now
They are going to date
and get married
and have kids
I call being the Godfather

Human Dorito
^
He's a great guy Dal
Can I call you that?

Doll
I mean yeah

Chocolachino
I CALL BEING THE CAPTAIN

Sexist Man Alive
NO SHE'S MY SISTER SO IM CAPTAIN

ScarJo
GUYS STOP IT YOU ARE GOING TO SCARE HER AWAY

Chad's Rad
They acted like this when I joined

Lizzie
We need to catch up

Doll
I AGREE
I love you btw
And Scarlett
And Jeremy
And Chadwick
And Tom
And Paul
Bettany not Wesley

Renni
Thank you

ScarJo
❤️

Chad's Rad
Thanks friend

Lizzie
I love you too💓

Godfather
I was wondering, are you two dating

Doll
Wesley?
we were but we decided to be friends

Romanian Puppy
Are you currently seeing someone?

Chad's Rad
Leave the lady alone Seb

Hiddlebum
^ I'm still here and she's still my sister

Sexiest Man Alive
And mine

Human Dorito
mine too-ish

Doll
It's fine
It's not like he's asking for marriage
but no I'm not seeing anyone nor do I want to

Spooderman
Hi I'm the younger Tom
I promise after a week these people will be a little more respectful

Doll
I don't mind it

Ruffalo Buffalo
When are you stoping by?

Doll
I'm finishing the last episode now but in four or five days I'll be on set

Sexist Man Alive
See you soon Daz❤️

Human Dorito
How many nicknames do you have??

Doll
See ya soon Chris💓
a lot @doritoman

Ruffalo Buffalo
I'm just warning you ahead of time. Chris, Daz, and I are part of an ongoing prank war.
So if you're caught in the crossfire, don't cry.

Chad's Rad
I want to be a part of that

Doll
I'm just saying this to warn you but I'm not nice when it comes to pranking

Sexist Human Alive
Yeah so you better watch your back

Chad's Rad
I'm still joining

Human Dorito
^

Romanian Puppy
^^

Chocolachino
^^^

Doll
You have all been warned ahead of time

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