TWENTY-EIGHT | IMESSAGES

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Marvelous Bitches

Doll:
So I wanted to invite you all to dinner at my place
Well anyone who's in Manhattan

Human Dorito:
Great I didn't feel like cooking today!
What time should I come over at?

Chad's Rad:
Well I'm living with you at the moment so I'm in

Godfather:
Well shit
I'm in LA for Gwyneth's wedding

Doll:
Make sure to give her my present and my card

Godfather:
Of course

Wizard:
I just left NY

Doll:
Benedict how could you?

Wizard:
You're going to be in charge of giving me my first meal once I'm back

Doll:
Alright

Chocolachino:
Well I don't live in New York so I'm going to mute the groupchat

Lizzie:
I love your cooking!
I'm totally in!

ScarJo:
So Chad, why are you in NY?

Chad's Rad:
Because Dallas invited me to stay here for two weeks

Romanian Puppy:
🙋🏻‍♂️

Doll:
Scar?

ScarJo:
Of course hun

Hiddlebum:
HOW WILL YOU PUT UP WITH HER FOR SO LONG?

Chad's Rad:
She's my soulmate

Romanian Puppy:
woah woah woah
she's mine

Human Dorito:
You haven't even asked her to be your girlfriend yet!!

Doll:
I'm still here

Chocolachino:
Why aren't you guys offical? You're basically dating each other already

Romanian Puppy:
We don't need to be offical

Doll:
We happy with the relationship we have

Human Dorito:
What's that?
Friends with benefits?

Chocolachino:
You're basically each other's booty call

Human Dorito:
fwb

Renni:
Guys stoppppp

Hiddlebum:
Let's not talk about my sister's sex life

Doll:
^

Romanian Puppy:
Change the subject

Spooderman:
Can I come? I haven't had a proper home cooked meal in quite some time.

Doll:
Obviously Tom

Spooderman:
What time?

Doll:
7-ish

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