Treebros Oneshots and Headcannons

Treegender

BEGINNING NOTE:// Happy Pride Month! Sorry for not posting in a while. I came up with this stupid idea during my last day in Boston. (June 5) Once again, sorry for not updating. Enjoy!

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During a phone call between Jared and Connor, Jared suggested that Connor should come up with a "weed brownie recipe," knowing his past history with the object. They both laughed it off, but Connor thought it would be the perfect birthday gift for Jared, since his birthday was in two days.

While Evan was at work, Connor gathered the ingredients to make his brownies. After the timer went off, he pulled them out of the oven and left them on the counter to cool. Connor's shift was about to start, so he wrapped them and headed out to work.

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Evan had finally come home from a long, stressful day of work. His boss had started to fire people at random, due to the financial state of the company. Evan feared he would be fired sooner than he would have liked. He quickly sighed, before heading into the kitchen to look for a snack to hopefully put his mind at ease.

He noticed a small tray of brownies set out on the kitchen counter. He smiled, thinking that Connor had made him a batch of brownies due to the stressful work situation. (Evan had called Connor during the day, due to a small panic attack he had once he found out about the situation.) Evan happily walked over to the tray, unwrapped a brownie, and started eating it while on his way to put his things down. He would have never imagined what would happen next.

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Connor returned home from work late at night, due to his late shifts he picked up. He entered the kitchen to pick the brownies up, only to discover all of them to have been eaten. His anxiety further increased as he heard his boyfriend crying from the room next to him. He braced himself for the worst as he entered the room.

Evan sat on the floor, face in hands, crying. Connor moved closer to the boy, before crouching down to be face level with the crying boy.

"Ev, what's wrong?"

Evan looked up, looking higher than cloud nine. He wiped his tears away and started to speak.

"J-Jared called me earlier, and h-he assumed m-my gender, C-Con!"

Conner fought back a fit of laughter, due to his boyfriend's state.

"What do you mean he assumed your gender, love?"

"C-Con... I have come to the t-terms that I am Treegender. I-I am one with my b-breathen now, l-love. I have finally f-found who I truly am. The p-pronouns I now go by a-are Oak, Spruce, and F-Fern. Fern is only f-for when I am rebellious, b-because I am a rebellious c-child. I-I hope you can understand."

Connor couldn't believe what he was hearing. He broke down into a fit of laughter, surprising the smaller boy. Evan started crying again.

"Why are y-you laughing."

Connor couldn't calm down to answer the question. Evan, starting to cry even more, quickly got up and left the laughing Connor downstairs. Connor wiped away a few of his tears before getting up, chasing after his emotional wreck of a boyfriend.

Connor couldn't wait to tell Evan about this incident when he was calm.

ENDING NOTE:// HA I ACTUALLY JUST WROTE AN ORIGINAL THING. GG ME

Sorry if I somehow offended anyone. This is just a joke I came up with. Please don't fight me.

Once again, sorry for not updating. I hope you enjoyed this oneshot!