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"You're an idiot, Wash could've drove better and cars hate him, am I missing anything?" I asked after Grif crashed the pelican in what I assumed was just a few feet from where we just were. After round of insults Simmons told us where we can go from there as we walked though the seemingly ominous woods I asked, "Do you guys feel like your being followed?" Tucker then told me, "Dude you're just being paranoid." "One only Wash is paranoid and two my feelings have a zero point one accuracy." I told him as he groaned telling me, "If I wanted to hear about feeling I would have stayed with Donut." "I'm going to kick your ass!" "I yelled angrily however Caboose appeared from his bathroom break telling us he found a lake. "That's great Caboose." "Don't patronize him at least he found us somewhere to drink." I told Tucker annoyed but Caboose then added that the lake was glowing, "Glowing?" I questioned as Grif then told us no detours but sarge told wanted to see it as long with the others but when got there the lake was indeed glowing it was odd, I looked at suddenly it rosed a person came out, it was Donut. He then started talking about danger, the past, defending the universe. "Donut, have you been sleeping right?" I asked as we made our way to the pizza joint. when we got there everything was in ruins, "Okay, what the fuck happened here?" We then came across a cop he said something about an act of god. I overheard Grif ask Simmons to shoot him, "Don't be over dramatic, Grif. There's other pizza places." I told his suddenly Donut told us, "But i really went back into time." I frowned at the others before telling Donut, "Hey, I believe you." However Simmons burst his bubble by telling him that they thought that they went back in time he went thorough every theory and found it impossible. Donut suddenly aimed his gun then shot I was worried for a moment that he was going to kill Simmons but it turns out he just made a portal to the past. "Holy shit." I muttered looking around while Donut explained what happened to him after Caboose found him, and apparently he met god. "No fucking way!" I said as Donut told us god wanted to make us his soldiers and we had to fight against some devil or something like that he then gave us portal guns. I took one begrudgingly as the sky darkened and a lady with four arms came out of a portal. "What the hell!" I yelled as basically introduced herself Sarge then asked her to marry him to which I respond with, "What is wrong with you!? She then blasted the pizza place, Fuck!" I yelled as she started to shoot us but Donut made a shied, "Donut!" I yelled as she broke the shield I saw the others escaping I let out a sigh of relief then focused on the fight at hand.
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In The Aftermath
FanfictionI've been called many names in my life from nothing to New Mexico but now lately i've been going by Nemo. I've had a lot of people die in my life, alot of them were close so now i'm just trying to do what I do best, stay alive, but now i'm trying to...
