5sos Imagines (ig//@valentiineafi)

Imagine 2 - Wisdom Teeth

     "Stop touching me; I have a girlfriend!" a very loopy Ashton exclaimed to you as you tried to help him into the car. He had just gotten his wisdom teeth removed.
     You swooned at his faithfulness, but now wasn't the time.
     "Ash, it's me, y/n. I'm your girlfriend," you chuckled.
     "No way!" he said as his eyes widened. "You're preeeety." He smiled, his mouth open and gauze falling out.
     "Thank you, Ash. Now get in the car, please." Grasping it by the very tips of your fingers, you handed it back to him.
     Once you got him in the car and finally started driving, he wouldn't stop making the weirdest noises. It started off as animal noises, then random girly moans, then just obnoxious yelling that he called his "mating calls." Then, he booped your nose, making you flinch with a smile.
     "Hey! Let me concentrate," you laughed.
     A few moments later, he still continued on his antics. Now, however, he opened the window and stuck his hand out. Then, he stuck his head out.
     "Wee!" he called out as his hair blew in the wind. With his mouth open, though, his bloody gauze fell out. "Woops. Sowwy." You giggled at his attempt to talk properly.
     "Where are you taking me, stranger?" he asked out of nowhere.
     "Home. I'm you're girlfriend."
     "Why?"
     "So we can rest."
     "Why?"
     "Because you're tired?"
     "Why?"
     "Because I'm tired?"
     "Why?"
     "You're being difficult."
     "Why?"
     "Damnit, Ash."
     "Are you really my girlfriend?"
     "Yes."
     "How?"
     "How what?"
     "How did I get so lucky?"