Done With Me Yet?

Chapter 2. Saving the Senpai

"Once upon a time, there was a majestic being that was called Mika Tanaka. She appreciated the booty and sexiness like no other. Everybody was jealous of her sexiness. It was a simple fact of life that everybody accepte-" 

"Mika, right now is not the time for you to tell a story." Kakashi-Senpai said to me with a flat voice. 

To be fair, Kakashi-Senpai was being honest. It was not the best time for me to start telling a story to amuse my friends. 

Once Naruto had gotten acquainted with everybody, Tsunade had the remaining members of Team Seven do the bell test again. That time had gone much better than the first time. The three of us worked together and successfully stole the bells from Kakashi Senpai. Was it because we played a bit dirty and threatened to ruin the end of his book? Nope, it was because I began to take off my shirt and he did not want to see anything. Naruto was embarrassed enough to hide is face and also. 

The following day we had gotten news about Gaara's kidnapping. Naruto was shocked and furious about the news. Lady Tsunade sent Team Seven off on a mission to assist the Sand Village in retrieving Gaara. We were anxious and nervous about the mission. When it was mentioned that the Akatsuki could possibly be the reason why Gaara was stolen, the others got very nervous. I wanted to tell them that everything would be okay, but I had lost faith in the knowledge I had. 

Things have changed in this place before; I would not expect things to stay the same again. I thought to myself as we were on our way with Temari leading us. 

"To be fair though Kakashi-Senpai, I am attempting to lighten the mood. I am completely aware that it might not be the best thing to do, but I am trying to help cheer everybody else up." Cheerfully, I explained to him as we arrived at the gate of the Sand Village. "I even have perfect timing! The story ended just as we arrived." 

"You didn't even finish your story." Temari muttered and gave me a look. I simply grinned and shrugged my shoulders. 

"Things like that happen, we can just call it my artistic way of ending things." 

We were taken to the Kazekage office. We went from street to street at a quick pace. As soon as we entered the office, we saw Kankuro on a type of bed with many medical nins around him. Temari ran towards him and held onto him. "What did you do?" She asked in horror. 

Kankuro writhed around in pain as a medical nin explained for him. "He tried to go after the Akatsuki to get the Kazekage back. He failed against the enemy who had poisoned him. Unfortunately, we are unfamiliar with this poison and see no antidote." I did not have to see Temari to know that her face fell. 

Sakura walked forward and used her ninja headband to tie her hair back. "I can handle this." She quickly examined Kankuro and listed off supplies that she would need. When somebody began to doubt her, Sakura took none of it. "I have been trained by Lady Tsunade herself. One of the Legendary Sanin and the medical ninja, I have this." 

Naruto looked at Sakura in awe. I playfully elbowed him. "Our team babe has grown up quite a bit." 

As soon as those words left my mouth, somebody screeched. "HATAKE!" When Naruto and I turned around, we saw an old lady tackle Kakashi-Senpai. Naruto's jaw dropped as I ran over to the scene. "I WILL MAKE YOU PAY WHITE FANG!" 

"Do not fret Kakashi-Senpai, I will save you." I said as I was running. When I reached the scene, I saw that the grandma was doing a huge number on him. It looked a bit terrifying if I was to be honest.  Reluctantly, I poked the woman as I tried to stand back as far away from her as possible. "No." 

That did not affect her in any way, shape, or form. Time to kick it up a notch, anything to save the senpai, I began to lift my shirt up, when the stomach began to show the old woman noticed me and stopped attacking Kakashi.