Done With Me Yet?

Chapter 4. A Village to come back to

"Holla, holla, holla," I said as I waved my weary arms around. "Doing this is a very stupid idea, and that is coming from somebody who has stupid ideas all the time. You do not want to start a war with Suna and Konoha." 

Their leader crossed their arms over his chest. "We were given orders to attack Suna, we cannot go back on those orders." 

"Yes you can! You are in for more than you bargained. Think with your head, attacking would be such an awful idea. I am one hundred percent sure that your Tsuchikage only planned on attacking this village for all that it is worth, however now another village is brought into this. Think this through." Calmly, I explained to the man. Slowly, I walked towards him one foot at a time. 

"Mika, what are you doing?" Temari yelled at me in a whisper. I could see the worry in her eyes, but I simply smiled. 

"I am going to save all of this village's booty so that way Gaara has something to come back to." I said to her and walked towards the man. My feet stopped moving when they were just a few feet away from him. "If I was a heroic person, I would tell you to just simply kill me now if you really wanted to attack this village. However, I like to think that I have some common knowledge about ninjas and I know that you would actually kill me. So if you are still so insistent on being a butt and attacking this village, then you and I will settle this score." 

He grinned and pulled a kunai out of his ninja pouch. "Prepare-" 

"For the most epic rap battle in history." I said to him and took a pose. "Last time I checked, ninjas couldn't be looking that much hecked. Your rhymes probably need a polish, so allow me to do the honor while you stand looking petrified, very doll-ish. How about-" 

The man rudely interrupted me with his yelling. "No! We are not going to rap; you said that we would settle the score." 

A mischievous grin formed on my face. "If I recall, I did not specify how we would settle the-" I was abruptly cut off when the man tried to stab me. Swiftly, I moved to the side and flipped back to put some distance between us. "I see you rather not rap. Okay, this just means that you and I will talk out our feelings. We will sit on the ground and have a heartfelt-" He then again tried to hit me with a kunai. Quickly, I cartwheeled to the side for safety. "Fine, then fighting it is since you insist on being a prick." 

A masochist grin formed on the man's face as he pulled a sword off of his back. "You will taste defeat." 

I barely have any chakra left, I pondered to myself. There is no way for me to win this battle, there is only one thing I can do. 

"Temari!" I thundered to her. Speedily, I turned around and began to run towards her. "Swap out." A confident smirk was on her face as she ran towards me. We high fived when our paths crossed, then switched our positions. 

Temari whipped out her fan and slammed the bottom of it on the ground. "You will feel the wrath of one of Suna's top kunochis. I will show no remorse for showing you the true power that the village hidden in the Sand possesses." 

The man opened his mouth to talk, but Temari had no tolerance to hear his voice. Quickly, she swung her fan and caused a large gust of wind to blow at the man. He was flipped backwards with surprise on his face. The man was surprised at Temari's quick reaction. She showed no mercy as she bit her thumb and ran it along her fan. 

"Summoning Jutsu!" 

A weasel appeared in a cloud of smoke then darted towards the man. The weasel began to attack the man as he tried to protect himself with his sword. Thankfully for us, the man was not fast enough with his sword and had been damaged multiple times by the speedy creature. After just a few moments, the man began to perform hand signs and breathed out fire. Temari was prepared and sent another strong gust of wind at the man. The fire was blown out in an instant.