~Let us always meet each other with smile😊, for the smile is the beginning of love❤~
~By the time They were at Trevor and Alexis's house it was pouring rain~
Marlee: What in tarnation?
Alexis: I have no idea why its raining so hard
Eliane: *starts spinning* ISN'T THIS GREAT?!?
Marlee: When you get pneumonia I'm going to laugh.
Trevor: That was mean.
Eliane: I know, she's a bully that never goes away.
Marlee: How? I got Trevor to grow some balls so you could finally get some dick.
Eliane: I DON'T GIVE IT UP QUICK! I KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED UNLIKE SOME OF THE PEOPLE WE KNOW!
Marlee: WHO?! BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW, IM A VIRGIN SO YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT JADEN.
Eliane: WHO ELSE?
Marlee: I KEPT MY PUSSY TIGHT FOR A REASON.
Eliane: Okay I didn't need to hear all that.
Marlee: YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Eliane: NO I DIDN'T YOU JUST SAID THAT FOR NO REASON.
Alexis: WAIT! Y 'all are virgins?
Marlee: YOU ARE TOO! YOU'RE A LESBIAN, UNLESS YOU GOT FUCKED WITH A STRAP ON DICK
Eliane: *laughs while being confused* WHAT?
Alexis: Oh boy...
Marlee: Oh yes, I forget you're an uncultured swine. You should look up lesbian sex if you're that confused.
Eliane: No thank you. I rather say confused. *sneezes*
Trevor: ALRIGHT LET'S GET INSIDE.
Eliane: LET'S PLAY IN THE RAIN FIRST! *sneezes 5 more times* I CAN'T BREATHE! *sneezes some more*
Marlee: You probably got pneumonia too.
Eliane: No I dont not have snot up in my lungs.
Alexis: Let's go before this girl gets seriously sick out here.
~Inside Alexis and Trevor's House~
Eliane: Well shit.
Marlee: Wow you're place is so pretty!
Eliane: What do you even do for a living?
Alexis: I'm a stripper.
Eliane: Are you serious?! *whispers to self* Shoot, maybe I should be a damn stripper-
Alexis: I was joking...
Trevor: ~thoughts~ I'd pay to see that.
Eliane: Oh... I mean, I knew that!
Marlee: No you didn't.
Eliane: Psh whatever, but what's for dinner?
Alexis: Well...since we don't cook around here What do you guys want to order?
Eliane: I CAN COOK!
Marlee: *serious tone* Eliane, please have mercy on these good people. We don't need you burning down their beautiful home.
Trevor: Is it really that bad?
Eliane: No she just being a dramatic.
Marlee: DID YOU FORGET THE TIME YOU BURNED WATER?!
Eliane: *puts hair in messy bun while sneezing* You know what. I'm gonna prove a point. *grabs Trevor and runs inside kitchen while locking the door*
Trevor: *confused* What are we doing in here?
Eliane: Isn't it obvious? You're gonna help me cook. *looks up recipes on her phone*
Trevor: Okay...so what are we cooking?
Eliane: *pulls up pictures from her phone* We're gonna whipped up some lasagna with a side of salad.
Trevor: *snickers* Are you sure you can cook that?
Eliane: NOPE, but we're gonna do this until we get it right.
~Meanwhile with Alexis and Marlee~
Marlee: I'm sorry that she's literally gonna burn down your house.
Alexis: Ugh it's fine we have insurance. Did she actually burn water?
Marlee: I'm not even kidding, she burned it to the point that it conceded onto air.
Alexis: Damn, Do you want to order something from uber eats?
Marlee: Only if you want to I don't care.
Alexis: Well I've never had your cooking so let's compete against Eliane and Trevor.
Marlee: You are such a beautiful human being. We should cook something and rub it in their dumb faces.
Alexis: Yeah, at least our food won't be burnt.
Marlee: I literally don't hear anything going in the kitchen.
Eliane: *yells* FUCK YOU TOO!
Marlee: Nope, There it is.
Alexis: We should get started.
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