Miyuki's POV
"Hey Kimiura-Senpai, where were you last night?"
"House Party, duh." My third-year roommate blandly replies. "There were a ton of chicks from another school there, it was a sex gold mine!"
My younger roomate, Omautusho, tenses up at word sex. "Why would you go to a house party? They're all alcoholics and-" "Hot chicks? Heck yeah!" Kim-San cuts him off.
Kimiura-Senpai chuckles, "Miyuki-Kun! You should come scope out girls with me sometime!" He cheers, potentially half-drunk.
"Am right" I reply, trying to strain away from this awkward conversation.
"Ahhh, you're still a virgin, it ain't that bad, just find an innocent virgin girl, she won't know what to expect" he blurts smugly.
Ugh, I don't want a virgin girl, I want a certain first-year pitcher with amber eyes and peach skin.
I feel something hit my side. It's a box of fifty condoms... and it broke when it impacted. Now I'm surrounded by an endless amount of condoms.
"I smuggled like seventy boxes into my bag last night, shit was lit. They're all different colours." He flaunts, dumping what could actually be an entire seventy boxes of condoms out of his sports bag.
Oshimatsu's eyes open wide, "you're never going to need this many condoms" he states, watching Kimuria rip the boxes open.
"Don't underestimate the amount of pussy I get" he sasses back, adding to the pile of condoms surrounding him.
"You have fifty boxes of fifty! That's almost three thousand condoms!" He shouts.
"The more the merrier" Kimuria winks.Oshimatsu sighs, before having a handful of condoms pegged in his direction, by none other than Kim-Senpai.
His anger peaks as he throws them back in our direction. "Fuck off you two!"Kiraimia and I can't help but burst into a fit of laughter. It's pretty immature of us but we're getting hilarious reaction out of our first-year roommate. Its not quite as entertaining as riling up Sawamura, but I guess I just have a anger thing.
Eventually our joint immaturity leads into an all out condom fight. The small foil packets are flying everywhere around our dorm, lodging between furniture and scattered everywhere on the wooden tiles.
Kurasima and I are laughing hysterically, ambushing Oshimatsu from all directions, he though, doesn't share our same enthusiasm. He's taken shelter under one of the desks and violently trying to offend and defend himself at the same time.
Ah, imagine doing this with a bunch of the third years. I don't think some of them would wake up the next morning.
Our fun is brought to a hault when we notice the infuriating knocking that's banging down our door.
Oshimatsu sprints from his secure position under the ned to open door. Tbe person standing there is non other than Sawamura Eijun.
He stands in the doorway, bamboozled and stunned.
"Are... are those condoms?" He stutters."Want some?" Kirimaia shouts, throwing a couple foil packets at the younger boy.
He dodges them, before squeezing inside.
"I came to collect my clothes from last night" he states."Yoooo, you're into dick?" Kirmainia blurts, sporting a medicore shocked looked.
He cuts me off again. "Def gonna need one of these, Y'know, AIDS kills man" he pegs a condom at me.
"He was wet last night"
"I'm sure he was"
"Fuck off Kirimana"
Sawamura slides in and out of the bathroom fairly quickly, which he follows with a small grin on his way out.
"I'm just messing with ya bro, now, there's this chick with pretty small tits but a big ass, and I'm pre sure she's a virgin. Ya should hit her up"
"Nah man, she's all yours"
Sigh, I really am the gayest person I know.
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Love |Eijun x Miyuki|
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