Phan fluff one shots

When Pigs Fly

"You really think I have a crush on Phil Lester! Ha! I'd like him when pigs fly!" Dan scoffed pushing his friend PJ "I mean were total opposites and why on earth would I like someone I beat up every day!" Dan argued. Ok laughed "your blushing." Dan rolled his eyes "shut up."

Phil limped home his hand covering his lip and hoodie covering his eye. He wasn't sure why but it felt like Dan was really upset today he was used to being Dan's personal punching back but goodness he was sore. He came home and went to the bathroom to look at what injuries Dan gave him today. Busted lip, black eye, bruised ribs, bloody noise and a big bruise on his stomach. He started a bath to soothe his muscles and injuries he winced as he slid in. "Hope you get better soon Dan.."

Dan was sitting next to pj playing video games "dude you were really hard on him today. Was it because of what I said?" Pj asked suddenly. Dan scoffed "me beating up Phil has nothing to do with what you said." Pj nodded "okey cause if you do like Phil I wouldn't suggest beating him up for it." Dan growled "can you drop it!! I don't like Phil and I never will!!" Pj nodded "ok ok geez."

The next day Phil saw Dan rushing towards him and he knew he was going to get hurt really bad because Dan looked so angry. Dan grabbed him by the wrist and took him to the toilets. Phil was terrified what was he going to do. Never did he expect Dan to kiss him, but that's exactly what his was doing. Phil's eyes widened but he kissed back slowly. Dan broke away from the kiss his face bright red Phil smiled softly "so is you beating me up your way of saying you like me?" He giggled. Dan looked down "I-I'm sorry...." Phil grabbed Dan's hands "it's ok. Lets just start over." Dan nodded kissing him again. Phil smiled kissing him back softly enjoying Dan's soft lips. When Dan pulled away his eyes widened. Phil turned to see PJ smirking "so Dan, did you see a pig fly today?"