Fights Without Fears Within

Ninja Magic

I don't think it's weird I don't think it's strange

To be sucked in by her black hole ending my bad day

If you were on sale you'd be all the rage

Now I know why Sly can never get in Tweety's cage

Chorus I

Please teach me your ninja magic

You say I've got game, but I can barely charm you any more

My love life's tame, tranquil, but tragic

You're a queen with a wand who puts a spell on her words

I don't think you're right, but don't think we'll change

Are we living in this prison or just guarding it by day?

I buy weapons on sale and you're within firing range

I'm Wile E. Coyote and my missile is engaged

Chorus II

Please teach me your ninja magic

You say I've got game, but I can barely charm you any more

My love life's tame, tranquil, but tragic

We're a kingdom at war I'm fighting with King Arthur's sword

I hope you know I never said what I'll say

The Looney Tunes antics were meant to melt your heart like clay

For this rhotacism you really do need a sage

Wabbit you're in season, wunning from my 12 double-bawwel gage

Chorus III

Please teach me your ninja magic

You say I've got game, but I can barely charm you any more

My love life's tame, tranquil, but tragic

I'm a jester at best or an emperor ignored