Red vs. Blue Oneshots

Headcannon: Pranks

Just as list of pranks that you would pull on them! And this is for Freelancers only, might make part two for the other people.
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Wash
Because he has blonde hair, you would replace his shampoo with pink hair dye. Just tell him that the pink was how it was made. If he was to question it, tell him that there are shampoos that are blue and purple and green and none of them stain your hair. Expect to be prank twice as badly though.

Wyoming
You'd wait until he was sleeping, and then put glue on his moustache, and then you'd cover it with glitter. And make sugar to put clear glue on top so he can't pick it off later! He would grumble about it for a few days until it came off, or until you make it up to him.

North Dakota
You would need to get Theta's help with this one. Now, to some this may seem mean, but to you- it was the funniest thing ever. While North was turned around, you would have Theta show you his fireworks, but right as North turned around, you'd need Theta to look like he's glitching out. Afterwords, probably about 7 hours later when he was done panicking and being pissed off, he would cuddle with you in his arms and Theta on his shoulder. He wouldn't prank back because he's too nice of a person.

Florida
Put all of his songs of Barenaked Ladies onto a hard drive and save it, then delete it. When he enters the room later and he's looking for his music, he'd freak. Just laugh about it when he complains to it, and show him the hard drive. He'll pout for a few days and most likely try to prank you back in the form of moving your armour so you can't find it. Sneaky little bastard.

Maine
Draw on his helmet when he's sleeping. A kitty face would work purrfectly! Just don't whine when you have a bruised and battered body the next day during training. He'd be mad. Very mad. And then he'd yell at Wash for letting you ini their shared room.

York
Make it look like you've gone completely blind. Or set off a flash bang right in front of you before you wake up and he bugs you. He would freak out, but when you tell him you're joking, he'd be pissed for sure. But he wouldn't stay mad forever. Just give him space, offer him cupcakes, and everything will be in the past.

South Dakota
Make it look like North died. A training session went wrong, Theta miscalculated, he got shot in the head and died. She would be pissed off  beyond comprehension for a while, but she's get over it. Then she'd prank you with almost as mean if a prank.

Carolina
Don't. Just don't. She will hand your ass to you, put it back on, and hand it to you again. Death is the only thing that will happen.

Texas
Paint her helmet pink. She hates the colour, but will put up with it for the day. The. She'll come to your room after someone (I'm looking at Wyoming here) told her it was you, slap you, tell you not to do it again, and move on. She might paint your helmet a colour you hate just to return the favour though.