100 Ways to(not)get Jimin

6

Be polite

School and work are the only two places that Jimin goes to besides his apartment.

Those two places used to be peaceful and calming for Jimin, but ever since Jimin caught 6 boys eyes, his peace has been disturbed.

Today, Jimin sits under a tree during lunch. He accidentally left his lights on one day and it raised his electricity bill.

So now Jimin is broke after paying the bill and he can't afford lunch.

Instead he draws in his sketchbook under the shade of the gigantic oak tree.

As Jimin draws, he sees a shadow cast above him.

He looks up to see Jeon Jungkook staring down at him.

Jimin jumps and knocks his head on the tree bark.

"Aw Jimin. You have to be careful." Jungkook kneels down and massages the back of Jimin's head.

"I'm fine. Don't touch me." Jimin moves from Jungkook's hands.

"Why aren't you getting lunch?" Jungkook asks Jimin.

"Don't want any." Jimin answers curtly.

"You need to eat."

"I'm fine. Leave me alone." Jimin just wants to sit in peace.

"Jimin. You have to eat so your ass can stay nice and juicy." Taehyung appears and sits next to Jimin.

Jimin is practically trapped between the two boys. Jungkook on the left, Taehyung on the right.

They have taller and bigger builds than Jimin so there's no point in him running.

"We really could have a threesome." Taehyung muses.

"Tae, you're going to scare him."

"Can you please leave? I want to be alone." Jimin finally speaks up.

"No. You're always alone. You need friends. We'll be your friends and lovers." Jungkook smiles.

"How about no." Jimin finally gets up and tries to escape from the two boys.

"Wait Jimin! Take this at least." Taehyung gives Jimin a container.

"What is this?" Jimin looks at the container skeptically.

"Bibimbap. Jin woke up early to make it for you." Jungkook explains.

The boys don't want their Jiminie starving.

"T-thanks." Jimin genuinely is thankful.

"Friends? Can we be friends?" Taehyung asks in hope of a yes.

"Maybe." Jimin answers.

"Lovers?" Both Jungkook and Taehyung ask.

"No." And Jimin takes the container and his sketchbook, and walks back into the school.

Jimin's love meter❤:

Hoseok: -5%

Namjoon: 0%

Jin: 1%

Jungkook: 0.5%

Taehyung: 0.4%

Yoongi: 0%

Attempt 6: FAIL❌

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