Aries-Donald Trump
Taurus-minions
Gemini-a spider (they'd probably make someone else do it for them though)
Cancer-Meek Mill
Leo-a fuckboy
Virgo-the person who invented crocs
Libra-a stupid hoe
Scorpio-everyone at school
Sagittarius-overly priced clothing
Capricorn-white people who try to whip
Aquarius-anyone who annoys them
Pisces-nobody bc they're a sweet lil cinnamon roll
