Aries- arguing about nothing, dance parities, making out just like the movies, road trips, constant roasting, hella possessiveness, lots and lots of affection and attention given and received, extremely playful moments, clinginess beyond belief, jaw kisses and neck kisses out of no where, aggressive but in a fun way
Taurus- helllla affectionate, like expect to be held, kissed, and hugged 24/7, super selfless always puts you first, lots of relaxing moments, tenderness, romantic as shit, they're sensitive as shit when it comes to dating so expect dumb little fights, wants attention, hand holding galore, goofy as heck
Gemini- hickie freak, nickname queen/king/royalty (we don't discriminate here bitch), very dominating, kind of wild on a good and bad side, super responsible for you more than themselves, extremely playful, mean to you but loves the shit out of you, moody, literally puts your needs first, makes sure your happy 24/7, always looking out for you
Cancer- buys you coffee and a donut every morning, plans fun dates, super sentimental like writes down all the cute shit, big hearted, just wants to cuddle, and make out, super sensitive to you, probably will cook for your ass or some cute shit, passive aggressive during fights, does a lot of little things for you
Leo- okay this bitch is gonna show you off first of all, treats you like a saint, filled with so much love, they fall for their partner fast so be prepared to be their world basically, super pouty and annoying when mad, needs ego stroked, bossy, weird as hell, y'all will be doing weird shit, literally just wants to please you in all ways oops, flirty 24/7, late night talks, PDA GALORE, hella protective and easily jealous
Virgo- such a little asshole to you but loves you to death, pushes your buttons, y'all will be belting some songs n shit, they really be playing too much but aye what do you expect, super touchy but in private, massages, pampering, cool adventuring like random coffee shops n shit, notices all your little shit, such a practical little lover but it's so cute
Libra- charming as shit, naturally sexy, be prepared to be outdoors doin all kinds of weird shit and bein social, always has their significant other by their side (or its what they prefer anyway), romantic little shits in a super intellectual way, kinda controlling, super simple, loves hard, super funny, also super mean to you but in a loving way
Scorpio- always got shit to say, super focused on you, steals your shit, super seductive like oooh bitch, wants to know every little thing about you, inside jokes like the stupidest ones you can think of, admires you like you're the center of their universe, cheesy like let's lay on the roof and watch the stars but only for their boo
Sagittarius- wants to try new things with you, loves tight hugs, cuddling, all that shit, probably will show and teach you new and weird ass shit, super creative in the things that y'all will do together, big love big, not a jealous one, super chill, likes finding views and taking you out, may get distracted easily, like really easily
Capricorn- practical, nice job probably, takes good care of you in all aspects, loyal and super committed, old fashioned as shit, will literally take care of all the problems, loved being in control, big on cuddling and kisses, will always provide, witty as frick, lots of little arguments, will probs lie in bed with you all day, likes ass, sunset chasing
Aquarius- super innocent yet hella dirty jokes 24/7, brags about your ass, headass much? yeah, literally plans everything, probs texts first, super strange but in the most amusing ways, difficulty showing love through words but actions speak loud, stubborn lil shits, funny as heck
Pisces- loud, outgoing, reminds you they love you all the time through words or actions, the most lovable lil things, clingy, clingy, clingy, will plan the future so quick like marriage and kids, big on love and sex, sensual, super faithful, shows lots of love, literally the type to write you some poems or some shit
(Sorry if offends anyone it's just meant to be funny)
