Aries-on a scale of 1 to 10 they're like 2 surprise (;
Taurus-apparently extremely evil
Gemini-actually a peacemaker
Cancer-secretly they're stabbing you in their mind
Leo-sugar, spice, and everything nice
Virgo-thinks they're evil but no
Libra-they'll blame it on someone else
Scorpio-actually not evil but everyone thinks they are
Sagittarius-the most evil but nobody realizes it
Capricorn-capable of starting a war
Aquarius-Satan
Pisces-will hit you with a stick but that's as far as it's gonna go
