Aries-the insane grandmother
Taurus-the cool uncle
Gemini-the old ass great-grandfather
Cancer-the great-grandmother with funny stories
Leo-the vodka aunt
Virgo-the kindhearted dog
Libra-the annoying brother
Scorpio-the wine mom
Sagittarius-the enraged grandfather
Capricorn-the beer dad
Aquarius-the rude ass sister
Pisces-the psycho little cousin
