Aries- bossy ass bitches
Taurus- boring couch potato
Gemini- lying gossip
Cancer- whiny troublemaker
Leo- self obsessed asshole
Virgo- hypocritical bitch
Libra- two faced manipulator
Scorpio- raging psychopath (honestly on a normal basis)
Sagittarius- self righteous asshole
Capricorn- social climbing backstabber
Aquarius- unemotional God complex
Pisces- manipulative drug addict