Aries- "that's why here hair is so big, it's so full of secrets"
Taurus- "I'm a mouse, duh"
Gemini- "she doesn't even go here"
Cancer- "it's like I have ESPN or something"
Leo- "I'm sorry people are so jealous of me"
Virgo- "that's so fetch"
Libra- "get in loser, we're going shopping"
Scorpio- "oh my god, Danny Devito"
Sagittarius- "on Wednesday's we wear pink"
Capricorn- "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom"
Aquarius- "boo, you whore"
Pisces- "he's almost too gay to function"
