Aries: no I didn't break that
Taurus: I don't lie!
Gemini: I'm not even going to talk about this anymore
Cancer: nah that doesn't offend me lol
Leo: I love every single thing about myself
Virgo: I'm going to fail this test
Libra: commitment doesn't bother me I can handle it
Scorpio: I did not have sex with this person
(I've never said that)
Sagittarius: mom can I please go to the party I swear I won't do drugs
Capricorn: I'm actually a really nice person
Aquarius: I don't have feeling
Pisces: I'm not crying over a fictional character.........I'm not......... (this sounds more like me)
