Untouchable (Fairy Tail x Male Reader Volume 1)

Chapter 3

(3rd Person)

The three mages all looked up to see a massive building which was at least three stories with what (Y/N) assumed to be the symbol of Fairy Tail, he nodded with a hum before his face contorted into slight disappointment.

(Y/N): So... this is Fairy Butt's headquarters?

Lucy: Fairy Tail.

(Y/N): Same thing. Welp! No use standing around here, yo barfbag, why don't you announce you're home, and while you're at it, tell them just how outmatched they are against me if they ever try?

Natsu: Yeah yeah, whatever! I can kick your beat easily either way!

(Y/N): Oh really?

His smirk reappeared on his face while placing a hand under his chin, Natsu growled while clenching a fist, steam slowly rising from the closed space and making Lucy nervous at seeing a possible fight break out. Fortunately, Natsu was more peeved at someone else currently and so kicked the doors open with his signature fired up/angry face.

Natsu: We made it back alive!!!

Happy: We're home!

Lucy and (Y/N) stepped up from behind Natsu to take a glance around the guild and memorise the soon to be familiar faces, there were all sorts of colourful people around it made Lucy smile widely whereas (Y/N) kept his arrogant smirk on his face.

Gwen: I know what you're thinking... and no.

(Y/N): Aww come on! Why not Gwen!?

Gwen: These are going to be your guildmates (Y/N), you don't want to give off the wrong impression by trying to fight everyone at...

Suddenly Natsu kicked a lone Fairy Tail mage across the room surprising even (Y/N) as the wizard went through a table while Natsu showed obvious signs of rage towards his victim.

Natsu: You liar!!! That Salamander was a fake! You knew that all along didn't you!?

???: Hey come on! I'm not the one to blame here! I was just passing along a rumour I heard!

Natsu: It was just a rumour!!!???

???: You wanna fight!?

Natsu: Let's go!!!

And just like that, the whole guild exploded into chaos with not just Natsu and the other guild member but almost everyone starting to get involved. (Y/N) crossed his arms while now chuckling in amusement whereas Lucy stood beside him with a dumbfounded look on her face.

(Y/N): Well... at least the experience of being a Fairy Butt mage won't be boring.

Lucy: Fairy Tail.

(Y/N): Like I said on our way here: I see no difference.

Lucy sighed in exasperation and then started to day dream the fact that she was standing inside the guild she's always wanted to see her whole life. That was until a certain person decided to freak her out further.

???: So, Natsu's finally back huh?

A man the same age as Natsu stood in front of both (Y/N) and Lucy in nothing but his undershorts, it made Lucy even more dumbfounded and (Y/N) to just snicker at the black-haired male, said person was stomping towards the dust cloud of brawling Fairy Tail members.

???: It's time we settled things once and for all!

???: Gray, your clothes...

They turned to see a rather pretty woman holding a wine glass, her hair long and brown with eyes of the same colour as her hair, she was someone with a rather... ample chest which was being held up by a simple light blue bikini while her bottoms where occupied bycapri pants, above her left hip was a black fairy tail mark as well.