Arthur Learns to Grow Zombies

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"VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!" I had to admit

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"VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!" I had to admit.. driving this thing made me feel.. what was the word? Oh yeah.. AWESOME!!

I mean seriously, that first moment a guy looked out his window to see a massive muscle bike being driven by a what looked like a hair bun girl in a neat skirt, and a quiet shy girl in glasses, he had to be having some sort of paradox mind explosion, cause he continued to stare at us with an open jaw as  we zoomed after the Camp Van..

It was hours of agonizing driving though.. we had driven so far that we were actually starting to find our way up to Washington DC.. 

Not that I had ever been there, but reading the road signs was enough to determine where we were headed. 

Bear, while being a loud powerful motorcycle, could dim it's engine when it wanted to, which I found useful. Thalia and Zoe had grown jumpier and more suspicious since their van had been launched from me and Kintoki clashing.

I had some doubts about our quest direction though. True I had confidence in Grover's ability for using nature tracking magic.. but didn't the prophecy say we should head west?

In any case, it was a long drive and it was tiring, even for a Servant.. Mash fell asleep several times, causing me to have to clutch onto her with one arm to keep her on the bike's seat. 

In order to make sure Thalia and Zoe didn't immediately realize somebody they knew was following them, the next stop we made at a strip mall, I immediately went into a cheap clothing store and bought myself and Mash some more biker-ish clothing.

I undid my hair bun, letting my long hair splay over my shoulders, put on a black leather jacket, a white shirt that said ' hold my crown'  (Whatever that means) and a dark red skirt, along with high knee leather boots.

I also put on a black leather beret and a pair of dark glasses, the intent being to look as NON-Saberish as possible, and just look like a strange biker girl so that when they saw me, Thalia and Zoe wouldn't get suspicious.

Though I suspected Grover, being good and smelling and all, might be harder to fool 

I gave Mash a similar outfit, only her shirt said 'Kohai is a Rebel' (jeez what do these things MEAN!?), and she didn't wear a hat. 

"Alright.. " I said, as we resumed following the camp van. "Just remember.. we're badass bikers.."

"Yes! We are badass Bikers!" said Mash. "Senpai.. what does badass mean?"

"I... think it means you're really cool.. or formidable.. frankly my Servant Provided knowledge on the word is limited." I muttered. "Initially when Mordred said it I was under the impression she was telling Tyson his butt was horrible.."

"So.. how are we supposed to be certain how to act badass?" asked Mash

"I don't know.." I said with a shrug. "Um... nod and look angry and cool at the same time..?"

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