King Arthur And The Olympians: The Titan's Curse

Arthur Smacks the Crap out of Santa Claus

Everyone! I regret to say Wattpad is a jerk! A Huge middle Portion of the Chapter Arthur Scares a God was deleted from my works. I don't know how long it was deleted, but the entire portion involving Mordred Driving and Crashing the Sun Chariot, and Thalia's Fear of Heights was deleted. by the time this Chapter is updated, I will have fixed it so if you don't remember Mordred's crazy Sun Chariot actions ever happening, feel free to reread it...... screw you wattpad.. hours of writing and you like to SCREW me over!!...

P.S. right after writing this I got Nitocris in a ticket roll on Fate Grand Order... so I'm feeling better..

"BEHOLD THY POWER!! THY FUZZY BUM CONQUERS ALL THINGS!! AND SHALL SOAR THROUGH THE HEAVENS ETERNALLY!!!" 

"STOP YELLING ABOUT YOUR FUZZY BUM AND GET US OUT OF HERE!!" I roared.

We were all clinging to the back of the massive golden ram Steve as Avenger and the Skeletons approached.

"Slash it's legs off.. keep it grounded.." Avenger instructed as some of the Dragon Tooth warriors drew out celestial bronze blades.. 

But Steve jumped straight off the dam.. and right into the air.. seeming to gallop on compressed air blasts from it's hooves, possessing the ability to fly..

"Wh.. WHOA! WHAT NO!!" Thalia squealed. "YOU FLY!?"

"Among other thing!!!" yelled Steve. "I the mighty Steve am of Zeus's make after all.. Apart from being the FUZZIEST... and possessing the greatest and most legendary of Fuzzy Bums!! I also fly... majestically... MAJESTIC FUZZINESSSSSS!!!"

We climbed higher and higher into the sky, until we were above the clouds.. probably close to airplane height, but not so far up that the air would become too thin and suffocate us. 

"So do you know the way to San Francisco?" I asked.

"INDEED! THIS FUZZY BUM ALWAYS KNOWS DA WAE!!! I KNOW DAAA WAAAAAEEEEEE!!!" Steve exclaimed.. turning to look at me, his eyes staring in two opposite directions. 

"I feel like this should be a meme somewhere.." Grover muttered. 

"Why are we going to San Francisco then!?" Mordred called out. 

"We need to go see Nereus! The old man of the sea.. Apollo said he'd have answers!" I called back. 

I looked at Thalia for a moment, it just occurring to me that she was immensely afraid of heights.. Her eyes were shut tightly as she muttered quiet prayers to herself.

"Hey.." I muttered out of earshot, leaning. in. "Don't worry it'll be fine.

"OF COURSE IT'LL BE FINE!!" Steve exclaimed. "MY GREAT FUZZY BUM IS ABOVE ALL ELSE... SAFE!! FOR ALL MANNERS OF CHILDREN!! CROCODILES.. AND FUZZY PEOPLE!!"

"How did you hear us!?" I stammered.

"NONE ESCAPE THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE GREAT FUZZY BUUUUMMM!!"

"Riiiight.." I said. 

As we flew we lowered through the clouds and began flying over a highway, which according to Steve. "HELPS MY FUZZY BUM DIRECT TO THE CORRECT DESTINATION!!"

After a long while of flying, and Zoe firing an arrow at every Target Store billboard in boredom,  we arrived at San Francisco...

I didn't know if it was me or what, but I felt as if the Mist were far heavier here.. and an ancient power seemed to be congregating below.. as if there were 100 Holy Grails sitting around..